BTS savage Jokes

BTS in - The Quest pt.3

The six brave men started on their quest. Each was carrying a map to Sire Swaeg's Cave. Hoseok was riding Mariposa. Taehyung on a UFO. Jimin and Jin was on foot. Jungkook was on a Baby Walker. While Suga.....

Hmm? These seems to be a twist! Where the hell is Yoongi?!!

"ZzzzzzZzzzzZzzzz"

Wait. I hear him!

While Yoongi, the descendant of Sire Swaeg, was having a peaceful slumber in the middle of the road.

The 6 men finally reached the Cave.
Head Count!!

What? Where are all of them??

I see them!

It looks like J-Hope's Pet is dying from Dehydration! While Taehyung's UFO is out of fuel! Jimin and Jin are bitten by snakes, ow! And no one's there to push Jungkook's baby walker! Sad! He's crying? He needs his Mommy!
By the way where's Yoongi? Aish. He's still sleeping on the same spot! Come on! The Cave was just 20 metres away from the Kingdom's Gates and they're all tired!

This is a major problem! We need Sire Swaeg immediately. But how?

"Hey there! Heyyy!"

Hm? Who's calling me?

"Who? Me?"

"Yes! The one writing this!"

Ah. So he meant me. But what brings Prince of Destruction here?

"I've come to join the quest too."

And so, they agreed to bring Namjoon along.

Namjoon provided them with all their needs.
He healed Mariposa with Unicorn Water, communicated with other Aliens to bring fuel for Taehyung's UFO. Brought medicine for Jimin and Jin. Decided to push Jungkook. And finally touched Yoongi's dream. It broke and he woke up.
They all went back to walking again.

The came to the Cave.

"Should we go in?" Jin asked the rest.

"Yes. But the entrance is too small. We won't fit in." Jhope declared.

"Except-"
All of the men looked at Jimin.

"Hey! What's up? Are you dissing my height? Huh?" He yelled.

"Did you forget the reason behind this quest?" Jin asked.

Jimin sadly nodded and went to the entrance.
It was the perfect match. His size fitted well.
He went inside and pulled the rope with led to the the opening of the huge gate.

All of them shouted with joy.

They suddenly heard a loud Groan. It turned out to be Sir Swaeg.

The made their way to his chamber. He was peacefully sleeping.

They were all trying to figure out how to wake him up.

"Nevxjdkddn dmxkd jsbxhhd djdj." Taehyung Commented, except none understood.

He seemed to know something but they were not understanding.

But what was he trying to tell everyone??