BTS savage Jokes

BTS in - Last Words

Jin - Te-Tell Mario I love him... And-And Donate my Closet to those in need. Also, don't forget my Scarf Collection. Leave it to someone Who is Worthy.
And above all... Paint my coffin in Pink. Also the funeral's theme should me pink- pink clothes, pink flowers, pink instruments, pink-
/dies/

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Jimin - Kookie- ah! W-where is my Kookie-ah? I need him now!!
/'I need you' plays in the background/
Saranghaeyo my love. And my Jams, please be careful in the next lifeu. Don't go to a person like Kim Namjoon.
I've got jams!
/dies/

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Kookie - Nooooo!!! I'm too young to die!!! I have a lot to live for! Including Bwi! Where's my honey Bwi!? Omaigawdeu. I'm dying! I'm dying. Tony Helpeu meh!
/dies/

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MOD - H-Have y-you put on my g-g-gloves? /coughs/ Please don't make me break my coffin too. I doubt it my powers will still sustain even if I die. I don't want to let people ruin my funeral by making it theirs. Please-
/dies/

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Hoseok - Ah! Finally! Light at the end of the tunnel. I can see Heaven, I can see angels! Receive me!!!!! I've indeed lived a beautiful life- and you can quote me if you want. All I want to say is - "Live your life the way you want to. Even if there's something to change yourself for."
Jimin-ah. I know you'll never accept me..... but I'll never give up. Cuz I'm filled with hop-
/dies/

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Yoongi - /dead. Sleeps on his coffin/
Person - We will now pay our beloved respects to Mom Yoongi.
Yoongi - /wakes up/ Is this a funeral? Who died!
Person - Hey! I must be seeing things. How did you come back to life again?!
Yoongi - Come back to life? I never even died. I was just sleeping.
Person - You were dead for 10 day- does that count as sleeping?
Yoongi - Well no actually. It's called mini- hibernation. But if I'm really dying now because of not eating for 10 days, I just want to say- Stuff 100 pillow in my coffin. I want to distribute it to my great grand fathers!
/dies/

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Taehyung - /softly, like a whisper/
Nsbdbssbsb...*
Person - What?
Taehyung- Sjssjna UFOjnd**
Person - I don't understand!
Taehyung- /dies/

Translation:
* = I need to say something important...
** = I have my secret UFO buried in my Garden, please take care of it.

A/N
Don't hate me. I suck I know.