BTS savage Jokes

BTS in - Kidnapped!

Dedicated to JeonSeagullsBae
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Jin- Where the hell are you taking me?
Kidnapper- shut up ugly!
Jin- did you just call me ugly? You want this? *shows lady-like fist*
Kidnapper- You actually think I'm scared of weak women like you? Now it's going to be even easy to handle. Mwhahahaha!
Jin- No way! You want my Mario set? Take it! You want my Pink Designer Bag? It's yours! But please leave my alone! I don't want to dieee! I have so much to live up to! I've not even won Mario's heart yet. I need Princess Peach's head. And I just need 2 more scarfs to complete my Pink collection of Luxury Scarfs!
Kidnapper- You have such a Weird personality. You think anyone would trade someone's life for those Shits? *points to his Mario Set and Pink designer bag*
Jin- Well, I don't care what you like Mister. But you made Jin really angry.
*Mario comes alive* My Mario! Bash up this loser for me dear, please?
Mario- Ughh! But stop hunting Princess Peach's Head first would ya?!

*mario runs after kidnapper*

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Jungkook- Ajhussi! Where are you taking me?
Kidnapper- Do you like candies?
Jungkook- Yes! Especially Cookies!
Kidnapper- So if you keep quiet and come along with me, I'll treat you with candies and cookies!
Jungkook- Ajhussi! Your the best!
*goes with kidnapper*
Kidnapper- *thinks* Aish. This kid was a piece of cake! So damn stupid. He looked like he's 20, but he acts like he's 4. Kids these days, makes our work easier.
Jungkook- Are we there yet?
Kidnapper- No kid. Wait a little more.
Jungkook- But I want to pee!
Kidnapper- Don't you dare wet my premium leather seat! Don't you dare!
Jungkook- *gets scared of his strict voice and wails* But I can't take it any longer! *wets the seat*
Kidnapper- How dare you! You're an adult! But still so immature! No more candy or cookie for you!
Jungkook- No NoNo! Kookie wants Kookie and Candy!
Kidnapper- Kids like you! *throws Jungkook off the car* Now I gotta dry-clean this seat! Uff! So smelly! Did he have Pickle juice for Dinner?

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Jimin- huh?! Where am I?
*finds out that he's in a dark storehouse. He is tied to a chair and someone flung open the door and entered*
Jimin- Who the Jams are you?
Kidnapper- Is that a word you made? You don't seem to be the 'jams' type. Instead, I'm regretting why I even wasted time Kidnapping you! You've got no jams
Jimin- *furious* You find me Jamless too huh? Who do you work for? Does he think he's got more jams than me?!
Kidnapper- My boss is so Jamfull. His name is Jam Nam Joon! You can't compete him! And to say, I've got to release you! I thought you were a Jam Package when I saw those Abs of yours, but guess not! Did you paint those?
Jimin- Urgh!!!! I don't care! My whole life is A Joke! Just kill me already! I don't think anybody's even gonna come save me with Money!

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Jhorse-  Eomma! Appa! Mariposa! Save me! Juseyo!
Kidnapper- Shut up you horse! You're annoying me like hell! Should I feed you some Hay? Will that make you stop neighing?
Jhorse- You have hay? And you didn't tell me! Of course I'll have hay! I'm hungry! Get some for Rainbow dash too!
Kidnapper- You Horse, Dumb af.
Jhorse-  Hmph. I will not call Lay and his unicorn if you Free me!
Kidnapper- You expect me to beg you to not call Lays and his Corn? Huh? Guess what- Don't. They can't do anything.
Jhorse- *moans* Pleaseeeee! I love my lifeu, and I don't want to give up!
Kidnapper- You want me to free you? Then why don't you give me Rainbow dash? You know that I have a thing for ponies right? That's why I kidnapped you in the first place.
Jhorse- Nooo! I cannot do that! Rainbow dash is my lifeu too!
Kidnapper- then say bye to lifeu! *the kidnapper's Spit came to Jhorse's Face*
Jhope- Ewww! Dirwy Water on my  Faceu!!!!!!! Ewwww!

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MOD- *kidnapper attempts to Tie him with a rope, but rope breaks*
Kidnapper- Hey! What did you do? That was the last bit Of my rope! You're gonna pay!
MOD- Do you want me to break you? I'm considered the Monster Of Destruction! Mwahahaha!
*he touches Kidnapper, Kidnapper Breaks, touches room, room breaks*
MOD- Whooo! My curse comes to use in times like this! I got Jams!

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Suga- Who brought me here? Doesn't this person have a sense  of humour? He made me sleep in a cold, hard, Chair!
Kidnapper- Ah-ha! You've finally awaken! How long do you sleep? I thought you were dead!
Suga- Who are you? Why don't you have a Sofa or a bed in here? And how long was it since I've slept?
Kidnapper- Turtle, you were asleep for 3 weeks! Aren't you human?
Suga- I was hibernating..... let me go, or I'll go sleep again for a year. I'm sure it will be long enough to convince people that you killed me. You will be prosecuted and while me I will-
Kidnapper- No time for chitchat! I didn't know a turtle was  this dangerous as you! Here let me help you untie your ropes.

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Kidnapper- Tell me where the money is, or I won't let you go!
Taehyung- skxjisnansbsbsns* money.
Kidnapper- What?
Taehyung- ksnsjsks UFO djxjskjs**
Kidnapper- What UFO?! I'm loosing my patience! Tell me or I'll pull the trigger!
Taehyung- noooooooo! Snbzshnszbzb***
/thinks: Ndxbzhsnnasbzhsbbsshhssb****

Kidnapper- Then speak Earth!
Taehyung- Earth? Dndjjssbsv *****
*taehyung communicates to his alien friend, alien friend comes and saves him*

Translation:
*= I don't have money in Earth Currency!
**= I might have some Alien money in my UFO, but free me first!
***= I don't think you're getting me! I want help!!!
****=I need my magical Password, then I can call my Alien friend! But what was the password?
*****= Earth? Wait that's it! Now I can communicate!

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This was A request from JeonSeagullsBae
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