BTS savage Jokes

BTS in - "Teaching is my Passion"

Jin's Class - Civics
Jin - Class, today's lesson is all about discrimination and prejudice. As we all know, 'Pink' is just a colour, and it should not be discriminated. It is Pink that completes the entire World. Without pink, our lives would not function, especially My life-
Student - Um Sir? According to scientific study, it is expected and proved that humans can live without a particular colour. So what I-
Jin - You know better or I know better?
Student - I'm just saying that-
Jin - I'm your teacher right? And you have to learn from your teachers shouldn't you? Your teachers know better than you. Also, If you have problem with Pink, better leave this class. I can't tolerate people like you!
Student - *this man is mad*
Jin - So like I was saying- let's stop discrimination on Colour. And about prejudice, who the heck says humans can't date a video game character! That's just absurd don't you think?
Students - *next day, brings their Parents to fire him*

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Jimin's Class - literature
Jimin - Class - today we are going to read a love poem, written by the most famous and romantic poet- Park Jimin, AKA, your handsome, abfull and Jamfull teacher.
Students - *murmers to each other* Ugh so Jamless, so short. He looked like a 5 year old.
Jimin - *ignores the whispers thinking they are discussing his poem* So, before you all die with Excitement, let me read the poem out loud-
Sure is Love this Complicated,
    Now I know how to it is to feel hated.
For my love always avoids me,
His beautiful name is Jungkookie.
1st Student - *whispers* Here we go again, he's talking all about his love life. Can he see we're too Young for this?
2nd Student - I don't think so, maybe it's because he's too short?
Jimin - Days go by like a breeze,
Every inch of me likes to tease,
This beautiful Creature made of  talent,
I wish I could become like him a Giant.
1st Student - He's talking forever!
Jimin -I could write a Thousand for him,
Hands in pain, but I can still beam,
My Kookie my love, I'll be your milk
         I'll be your fabric, you be my silk...
Students - Finally!!
Jimin - *continues*
          But all this while, I've been hurt,
     If you in your heart, my words, insert,
        Love will be a dream for all..  
         Till the last bit of earth will fall....
3 rd Student - Thanks God. Now he's come to the end of the earth. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!
Jimin - And if in heaven we shall meet-
Students - *face palms*
Jimin - What's wrong? Is it not good?
Students - how long is your poem?
Jimin - Haven't you been listening? I've mentioned to even before! I said I'll write even a Thousand didn't I?

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Namjoon' Class - Math
Namjoon - Kids, lets all open our books to page 44. *touches page, page tears*
Oops! My mistake. Don't mind. Continue the equations we did yesterday.
Student - Can you show us number 14?
Namjoon - Sure! I'll explain it to you.
*touches chalk, chalk breaks. Touches Board, board breaks. Soon, the entire class room collapses* Hehehe Sorry kids! I think I got a little bit out of my hand.

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Taehyung's Class - Language
/Taehyung teaches the kids Alien Languages/
Taehyung - So, everybody. We will talk In Alien for the rest of the class. No Earth Language!
Students - Shdhsjajs  Mr bwi!*
Taehyung- jsjsjskannsbshxj! JenbAsdb?**
Students- Jnbbebaiwh. Jsyxbal.***
Taehyung- jzbdh! Nshxsjakidheb. Nbbnxjshnansdn. We'snsnsnb.****
Students - nasnjsnasbnd*****
*continues to talk like mad*
*next day, the whole of FBI comes to the school, with guns to arrest Bwi*
*reason: non other than some big-mouthed kid whose parents work at NASA*

Translation:
* = We understand Mr Bwi!
** = Great Then, let's start! Who wants to go and visit My home someday?
*** = All of us. Take us there.
**** = Okay! I'll take you all there. You'll even get to meet bwi's family. But don't tell your family that I took you there, this secret mustn't by revealed.
***** = okay Mr 4D alien. We won't tell.

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Jhope' Class - Life Skills
Jhope - People, today we will learn all about being positive.
All of us know that Being positive will bring good things to us. It'll make people happy too.
Students - But we can't help thinking negative!
Jhope - oh? Okay then! I'll recommend you an idea- just play My Little Pony's theme song and listen to it for 10 hours. It will help you to relax!
*spends the rest of the class getting the children obsessed with My Little Pony*

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Jungkook - *too young too teach, plus, Jin won't allow him to take this job.*

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Suga' s class - Science
Suga - Today we'll learn about the importance of rest and sleep.
Sleeping is really important. We regain all our energies form sleeping.
So, students you must be really tired.
So I hope you get some rest and spend he Class Sleeping, or as I put it - Regaining your energy.
*closes text book and slams his head on the desk. Sleeps till school ends*

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This was also an awesome request from JYNSTPHNNIE
Thanks her and her requests.