So there's this guy in my science class I sit next to.
He totally likes me.
So obvious.
My friend said I should ask him out.
You fudging serious?!
I haven't had a boyfriend for about 2 years.
I don't want one either.
Boys suck.
Could you imagine that though? No-one would ever shut up about it. I bet it wouldn't even last 5 seconds. I mean...
dafuq do you do with yourself when you have a bf?
It's not like we'd be able to talk either.
Just sayin, I know I have ships and romance and all that jazz in my books but irl I don't know the half of having a relationship.
All I know is...
it sucks.

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