Random Shizz That Will Confuse The Hell Outta You

SPONTANEOUS EATING IN MORRISONS

Okay so I had this super funny moment today while me and my sis were paying for a meal at a cafe. 

My sis went to open her purse to pay, and all her money spilled out

But that wasn't the only thing that happened

The guy on the till asked whether she could give him 8p so he could give her a tenner change. (A £10 note, dumbasses. Don't hate on my British slang)

So my sis had to go through her purse looking for some coppers (1ps and 2ps... cos... they're made of copper? get it?)

 but for some reason she couldn't count so she got a 5p, and three 2ps.

The guy at the till was like 'I only need 8p'

AND I LITERALLY QUOTED JASON IN 'SPONTANEOUS TRICK OR TREATING' AND SAID 'Sorry, she's kinda special.'

IT WAS SO PERFECT.