Me: *goes to print something* (which by the way took about an hour to find (through no fault of my own))
Status of printer: offline
Me: WTF
Me: but I turned it on!
Me: *restarts laptop*
Status of printer: still f**ckin offline
Me: FUUUUUUUUU
Me: *removes printer from 'devices and printers'*
Me: *adds printer (again)*
Status of printer: Ready
Me: yay
Me: *prints document*
Printer: *doesn't print*
Me: WTF
Me: *troubleshoots printer*
Laptop: "A document was preventing another document from printing" (or some b*lls**t like that)
Laptop: "error was fixed"
Me: *goes back to document*
Status of printer: Error
Me: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THE ERROR OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT FIXED, WAS IT?
Me: YOU PIECE OF C**P JUST PRINT MY F**KIN PIZZA ROLLS RECIPE
