Random Shizz That Will Confuse The Hell Outta You

BBQ

So I was at a BBQ with my family, half way through me and my sis needed to go to the toilet.

But there was one problem.

The door didn't have a lock on it D: 

So I stood outside the door while my sis was in there...

She told me to come in though.

I went in because I thought my sis would come out but she didn't so we were just in the toilet together having a casual conversation (as you do... in a toilet) 

Then a guy knocked on the door.

We quickly washed our hands and went out cos... you know...

My sis was just like "well that was awkward."

"Yeah. Two girls in a toilet together. Totally not lessies."

"Yep."

"But it's okay, because we're scissors." I accidentally mispronounced 'sisters'! "oh god! That's even worse!" 

"NUUUU."

Oh dear...

Needless to say, that BBQ was dope.

I don't think I've laughed so hard in ages.