Okay, I already told you, but in case you forgot, I sit next to this guy in my science class and my friend says we should totally go out.
Well guess what?!
No.
We're not going out.
I just wanted to say that today he tried to trip me up!
If that's not discreet flirting, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

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