Random Shizz That Will Confuse The Hell Outta You

"Just because it's newer, doesn't make it better."

As you might have guessed from the title of this part, I am using my OLD laptop. Woohoo.

Kinda of scared of using this, because we've stopped the repair contract thingy, meaning if it breaks, we ain't getting it fixed.

Why am I using my old laptop? (man "old laptop" is too long to type every time... maybe I should name it?) Because the internet cuts off every feckin time I use my new one. 

Haven't quite got to the source of the problem, but all clues point to the hub (or "router") being just too old. 

It can't handle the speed (AKA EPICNESS!) of my new laptop. 

So for now, all internet jobbies (AKA EVERYTHING) is going to be done on this laptop, with everything else (AKA WRITING) being done on my new laptop. 

Not that this means anything to you guys, I just thought I'd let you know because I know I haven't been as active as I used to. You can blame my internet connection. 

ALSO! This is the 199th part of this book, meaning if my guess is accurate, the next part will be the last (because wattpad books cannot have more than 200 parts) 

However! All is not lost. I will publish a bigger (ish), better (ish) and more fabulous (ish) book! 

It shall be called "MORE Random Shizz That Will Confuse The Hell Outta You"

Because I am SOO creative. 

(This won't be important for a few months, but I will probably publish another one of these and call it "MORE Random Shizz That Will ALSO Confuse The Hell Outta You. Furthermore, there is a fly in my room.)

(And the book after that will be called "EVEN MORE Random Shizz That Will ALSO Confuse The Hell Outta. Moreover, I can hear the British National Anthem playing. I think our team won the Grand Prix. YUUUUUSH!!!!)

(Yes I watch Formula 1 - got a problem with dat?!)

In conclusion, I like using connectives, as a consequence, I am getting on your nerves, and as a result, I will see you later.