It Returns! (Prank Wars) Gabriel X Reader

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Many in the past have asked "Makenna fucking bring back the prank wars" and I've always responded with a "maybe" or "it ended tho". And Today I Bring To YOu Butts

The Resurrection of the Prank Wars! I got a really great idea from one of my favorite writers (vizkopa) so I credit them 100% but I got to add my own little supernatural fuckery spin on it!

And if you thought the strippers were a treat or even the last oneshot with a little Cas action, well hold ON SHIT DOWN AND SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU ARE IN BBY

Gabe and Reader are not in a relationship

I'm so in the mood for some sexy stuff idk why, so possible warning towards the end? Idk I'll see how far my mind wants to wander ....

just try not to drool on the phone screens pls

CONTEST ANOUNCEMENT

YOU MAY FEEL SIN

ITS VERY DIRTY OKAY WE HAVENT HAD NAUGHTY STUFF N A WHILE

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It had been years since the iconic duo of yourself and the archangel Gabriel had enforced your mastery of pranks upon the unwilling souls of Sam and Dean Winchester. Both pairs had called a truce after the strip club prank and needless to say, Gabe desperately wanted to break that truce the day it happened. You had stayed strong but the temptations of switching their shampoo with Nair or placing poppers under the toilet seat were almost too much to deny. Your partner in crime always popped back in to see if you were ready to pull some more shit but you always declined. You knew that Gabriel had some evil but crafty plans already cooked up in that mischievous brain of his after years of abstinence, the boys probably have had some ideas formulated too. The years of waiting allowed these plans to stew and ferment and with each passing year they aged and became more complex. It was a disaster waiting to happen, but who would make the first move?

It was a calm peaceful Sunday in mid-October, a calm breeze rattled on the window of your surprisingly comfortable motel. You were catching up on some Jenna Marbles videos, having been distracted by hunting and the nonexistent wifi connections on abandoned back roads have led you to get behind in her uploads. The boys had made a food and beer run into the nearest town about 45 minutes away, which left you with some much needed alone time.

Watching Kermit rub his face on various soaps, you laid back in your bed, clothed in pajamas with (Fav Snack) in your hand. You munched on the food with content until a booming knock disturbed the peace. Getting up, you went to answer the door, not worrying to look through the peephole.

"(Y/N)! Darling, long time no see. Boys aren't around are they?" The familiar face of Gabriel was in view.

You tried to suppress a grin, you awaited this call for a long while.

"No, no, come on in Gabe." You lead him in, plopping yourself back on the bed. You continued munching as Gabriel began to ramble.

"Listen, I know we called that truce like forever ago but hear me out-"

"Let's break it." You grinned devilishly, cracking your knuckles and giving your archangel a wink.

Gabe looked at you incredulously. "Are you serious (Y/N), you're not playing me?"

You shook your head, smiling. "Nope, its time to bring back a little bit of innocent fun."

There was a snort followed by some laughter. "Innocent, real funny."

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