What The Hell Is A Hairbrush?

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( AN - Chapter written Nov 2017 and edited Jan 2021)

Me - Oh my goodness hiiii! It's been so long and I'm finally back! The characters I sort of stole from Harry Potter may be dead by now... my bad.

Sev - AHHH!

Me - AHHH!

Draco - Why are we screaming...

Me - I thought you guys were all dead after I left you alone in this room for a year with no food or water!

Narcissa - We're in the room of requirements, it brings us food.

Voldy man - CLEARLY, WE ARE NOT DEAD.

Me - Ok, ok.. calm down, we have another truth!

Cissa- Great I guess...

Me - well, Bellatrix093 asked; "When was the last time Bella brushed her hair?"

Bella - What do you mean? My hair is great.

(Lucius pulls out hairbrush and gives it to Bella.)

Lucius - Here you go, you need it more than me.

Bella - WHAT IS THIS! IS THIS SOME SORT OF WEAPON?

Draco - No Aunt Bella! Calm down, it's just a hairbrush.

Bella - .... What the hell is a hairbrush?

Voldie - I worry about your sanity.

Me - Well.... I think that answers your question. Thanks for reading and have a great day! Don't forget to leave suggestions.

(Bella throws the hairbrush across the room, hitting Snape in the head and knocking him out.)

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