Shoutout to Yas-Riddle-Lestrange
(For the sake of my own sanity, and for the fact that 10 year olds read this, Delphi will be pretending to be pregnant.)
(Also, please make sure your dares sent in aren't too sexual or I will have to ignore them!)
Me - Hai! I'm back!
Tom - Fantastic. I don't care.
Me - :(
Hermione - Are you recovered from your incident with the bin?
Me - Kinda... but my arm is in a cast and I lost half my brain cells.
Harry - So, the same as usual?
Me - Hey!
Bella - Do you have a dare for us to welcome you back with?
Me - Yeah, we're going to the club!
Sev - YEAH!
Me - By 'we', I mean me and Delphi!
Delphi - Yaaas! Let me go and get ready.
Sev - I want to go.
Me - No.
Sev - Yes.
Me - No.
Sev - Ye-
Draco - FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN, SHUT UP!
(Delphi is ready, so we teleport to the club before Draco can yell anything else annoying.)
Delphi - Woo hoo! Yeah! (She runs towards the bar but I pull her back.)
Me - One tiny catch...
Delphi - There always is with you.
Me - The original dare by (Elspod26 ) wanted you to hook up with a random pureblood wizard and get pregnant.
Delphi - NUH UH. NOT HAPPENING-
Me - I understand! So you're gonna be faking the pregnancy to your family.
Delphi - Dad's going to kill me. And you. And everyone.
Me - I'm fully aware of that. We aren't doing the original idea, but a random pure blood wizard does sound fun! Here's one I prepared earlier. (I pull a random guy out from behind a curtain.)
Guy - What?
Me - Dance with her. (I push both him and Delphi on the dance floor.) Have fun! But not too much fun. I'll be watching. (Creepy laugh.)
(The next day- Me and Delphi are very tired and extremely hung over.)
Hermione - Hi Guys!
Me - Too loud! TOO LOUD!
Hermione - I was whispering...
Cissa - You're back! Where's Delphi?
Delphi - I'm here! (She pops up from behind the sofa.)
Bella - Did you sleep behind the sofa last night?
Delphi - Um, yes.
Bella - (facepalm)
(I nudge Delphi and she walks to the middle of the room.)
Delphi - I've got something to tell you... me and Em went to the club last night and I sorta kinda got pregnant...
Tom - Okay. WAIT WHAT?
Bella - YOU'RE TOO YOUNG DELPHI. NO.
(Tom flips a table in rage.)
Tom - Emily... this is your fault. THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU TOOK HER TO THE CLUB!
Me - I watched her! I think...
Cissa - You think?! My niece got pregnant!
(Tom runs round the room, casting spells and trying to chop my head off.)
Harry - Can I leave? I don't want to be here anymore.
Delphi - So... don't forget to leave truths and dares in the comments! There are about 55 more spots left on the list. Bye!! Also this was a PRANK!
Everyone - WHAT?
Bella - You almost gave me a heart attack!
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