Unwanted Wedding and More Ships

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Shoutout to ArrynSolace

(This is two dares in one, the second one is  Sephora_Lewis shipped with Narcissa)

Me - Wow! Two whole dares in one!

Sev - Only because you lost Sephora_Lewis 's dare.

Me - Shhhh... anyway, she's been shipped with Narcissa!

Cissa - Oh wow!

Lucius - Hey! That's my wife!

Delphi - Not like you actually care. It's quite a sweet ship.

Cissa - Well I don't really know you, but I'm sure you're very nice.

Me - Okay, so the other dare is for Ron to marry Pansy. (Teleports in Ron and Pansy.) Lovelo2e123

Ron - HEY! I was eating chicken- Oh. It's you again.

Me - Gee, thanks!

Pansy - WHY AM I HERE? Oh hi Dray Dray!

Harry - Don't call him that.

Draco - I like it when you're possessive. (he grabs Harry's hand.)

Pansy - B-but you love me...

Draco - No. I don't. Sorry Pansy.

Pansy - 😪... Wait, why is the dark lord here?

Tom - Because this is a game of truth or dare. And my name is Tom.

Pansy - I'm so confused.

Me - Good for you. By the way, it's yours and Ron's wedding today! Surprise...?!

Ron - WHAT!? No way am I marrying her! She looks like a pug!

Bella - (bursts out laughing.)

Pansy - I do NOT! He's ugly anyway!

Hermione - It's a dare, you have to do it.

(Time skip to the wedding.)

Me - Ronald Weasley, do you take Pansy Parkinson to be your wife bla bla bla and all that?

Ron - Fine.

Me - Pansy Parkinson, do you take Ron to be your husband?

Pansy - NO WAY! (I glare at her.) Okay, whatever.

Cissa - Let's just take that as a yes.

Me - Yay. You're now married.

Ron - Emily, can you teleport me out? I need to find some divorce papers.

Me - Sure... Pansy you can go too. (I teleport them out.)

Sev - That was boring.

Bella - For once I agree with you.

Tom - Our wedding was much more dramatic... I seem to recall people crying, Lucius objecting and Dumbledore officiating.

Hermione - I wasn't there, but that sounds crazy...

Me - That's all for today, don't forget to leave truths and dares in the comments! B-

Everyone - BYE!

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