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Requested by MegatronOnDrugs

I'm sorry that I've been not updating for a while... I've been real sick and I'm on vacation today.

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Leaves crunching underneath your feet, you were walking in the woods, your w/o/c (weapon of choice) gripped tightly in your hand.

"Damn...." you muttered, your breath visible due to the freezing temperatures outside. You were starting to regret not bringing a sweater or coat.

You squinted your eyes when a strong gust of wind blew by. You slowly opened your eyes, seeing a tall, lanky figure. It appeared to be 8 feet tall.. You gasped, before screaming,

"AHHHHH!! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!! IT'S THE HACHISHAKUSAMA!!"

The figure flinched, seeing you run the other way in haste. You wailed, running faster when you heard the figure running after you.

"Oi'm not that ya bugger!"

You stopped in your tracks. "Hey, is that you, Mundy?" You saw the tall figure stop chasing after you, leaning down and panting, obviously out of breath.

"Of course it's me, ya little wanka! Stop screamin' loike that, it hurts moi ears!" He grunted. You chuckled, running up to him, before glomping him.

He grunted as he fell back, cussing you out while he was at it. You just cackled when you got off him, watching him get up, putting his sunglasses and akubra back on.

"Agh... little bugger..." he muttered. He punched your boob, and you kicked him in the balls.

(I remember doing this with my brother whenever he would be an ass. He'd be like, "YOU AIN'T GOT BOOBS" and I'd be like, "YOU AIN'T GOT NO DICK")

He grunted and fell back again, cupping himself. "God... fuckin..." You held your poor boobie in your small ass hands. "Your fault Mundy for hurting moi sexy boobie!" You stuck your tongue out, when he laughed out loud. Lol.

"Ha ha ha! You? What boobs ya wanka?"

Your eyes widened at the insult. You took off your fresh kicks and hit him in the face with it. "Oh hell naw this lil bitch ass did not just diss moi titties! Pull your pants up!" As you slammed your chancla on his head.

(Tru Mexicans know how much this hurtz ='/)

He grunted, rubbing his head. "Oi swear, if you weren't moi sistah..." He growled. You rolled your eyes.

He walked with you to his camper, while you bombarded him with questions. He ignored you the whole way like an asshole.

When you two finally arrived, he grabbed his keys, unlocking the door. You ran inside, going through all his shit.

"Oi! Stop acting like you would at home! Stop going through my stuff!" You chuckled, flopping down on his bed.

(Promise there's no incest shit)

He sighed deeply, taking off his hat and lying down with you. You hugged his torso. "Missed ye Mundy."

He chuckled. "Missed ye too ankle boitah"

Yeah sorry this sucked.