I can just imagine Hermione getting drunk whilst she's with Ron and someone trying to flirt with her.
She just looks at them before shouting "My name is no! My sign is no! My number is no!"
Then she tries to walk away, but stumbles.
A/n: I came up with this from listening to NO by Meghan Trainor for the first time (I had only heard the chorus before) and quickly becoming addicted.
For some reason I just imagined a sassy, drunk Hermione fitting it.
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