Tf2 x Reader OneShots [Requests Open]

Run - Scout x Sibling!Reader

Requested by fandomtrashshiz

'I told you this was a bad ideaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!' You screamed as you and your brother fled from Soldier, who was hot on your trail with his rocket launcher.

OK, so maybe you should back up a bit.

You and your bro, Jeremy (Scout), were inseparable. You shared the same taste in clothes, food, music, weapons...it was almost as if you were identical twins. Except for the fact he was two years older than you.

Unfortunately with the two of you having the same mischievous personality, you were both constantly in trouble. On the battlefield, in the base...always getting yelled at by one team. That was probably because you both loved to prank people.

It was kind of hard not to when you have someone else to blame with you. Like how you were in trouble now - Soldier was only ever good at channelling his anger onto one person, so if you could just get Scout to be that one person, you'd be in the clear...

Your pranking days started pretty early, with you being the youngest of your siblings.

Your best buddy bro Jeremy was only a couple of years older than you, but at least five years younger than the other eight boys, so the two of you were treated sort of like outcasts. But when Jeremy began to run and get faster and faster, he offered to help you as well.

From then on, the two of you went running everywhere with your baseball bats, knocking the lights out of everyone that got on your nerves. At nursery, the two of you became the worst feared pranksters and constantly getting time outs. As you got older, time outs turned to missing out on break time, then getting detentions.

But you didn't care. As long as you had Jeremy with you, there was always something funny about even the worst situations. (Like having to pick the gum from underneath tables. You and Jeremy made the teacher mad by sticking under her desk instead).

Then you'd both got a place on the RED team, where even more pranking began, even on the battlefield. The two of you would sneak over to the BLU base and block the barrel of BLU Sniper's gun, which would make it explode in his face. You both got a shared kill for that one time.

As for now, you'd tried to draw on Soldier's helmet, but he'd walked in the room when the job was only half done. He still looked kind of ridiculous with part of his helmet painted pink with hearts and unicorns on it.

'Run run run!' Jeremy yelled, signalling for you to head to the roof. You leapt up the stairs three at a time, leaving Soldier well behind you. You burst through the doors to the roof and immediately doubled over to try and catch your breath.

'That...was actually pretty good!' You began to laugh, and Jeremy joined in.

'Yea, did you see the look on 'is face! He looked like a freakin' constipated baboon!' He gave you a quick bro hug. (A/N regardless of gender). 'You think it's safe to go back yet?'

'Maybe...ol' Solly's probably takin' his anger out on someone else by now.' You shrugged. 'But I am kinda hungry, plus I left a bucket of chicken in the mess hall earlier - '

'And ya thought of sharing it with me? How nice of ya!' Scout interrupted, looking at you with a cheeky grin on his face.

'I'll race you to it.' You smirked.

'I'm game!' Scout dashed past you, through the doors and down the stairs.

'Ey! You fuckin' cheater!' You yelled, running after him. You jumped down the stairs and into a long hallway, where Jeremy was running backwards.

'Sorry, what? All I 'eard was the animal. Y'know, cuz I'm fast as a cheetah!' He whooped, turning a corner.

You ran as fast as you could, your feet barely touching the floor as you sped across it and around the corner, gaining a few feet towards Jeremy. He was running normally now, and he seemed to be slowing down a bit. Probably because he hadn't had his energy drink.

You poured on as much speed as you could along the last hallway, overtaking him and charging through the doors to the mess hall. You grabbed the bucket of chicken that sat on the counter and made an L with you hand and put it on your forehead.

'Whooo! In yo face, bro!' You teased as he hit you playfully on the arm.

'I was so gonna win that, screw you!' He grabbed a piece of chicken from the bucket anyway, taking a large bite.

'Ahem.'

You turned around, and noticed that the other eight mercs were sat at the table, weapons in hand.

'We were just discussing at 'ow much we don't appreciate your...pranks.' Spy drawled, flicking his cigarette into the bin.

'You're gonna have to catch us first if you want us to stop!' Jeremy said cockily.

'IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO STOP WE WILL SEND YOU TO RE-SPAWN OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER DO. IT. AGAIN!' Soldier yelled, hefting his shovel in his hands.

You glanced at Scout, and you both said the same word at the same time:

'Run.'