Me,you and maybe the star (Rewritten)

Date?

I'm loosing feelings, I don't have emotion, Wait What? (I have emotions don't worry)
This story is rewritten as well.

Classic's POV:

-Where are we going to meet my brother? I ask
-Somewhere. Cake say
-That was not a answer. I say back
-Yes it was. You want me to say something and I say it so that's a answer.
-No that isn't.
-Yes is it.
-No.
-Yes.
-No!
-Yes.

~And then they continue like half way~

-I have a question. Cake say when we arrived to the storyshift's forest.
Me and Red looked confused at her.
-What question? I ask
She looked at us and asked the stupidest question ever
-Are you two dating?
-Welp, I don't know. And if I know, I wouldn't tell you. I say to her while already blushing because of the stupid question.
-Why?
-Because it's my private life, that you doesn't have to know every single detail. I say
-B-But I want to know. She say and made Puppy dog eyes(?) and looked so innocent she can.
-Still a no. I say to her.
-Dammit I thought that will work.

We walked through the forest, and in to Snowdin In this Au.

-Hmmm..... Cake whisper to herself as she put her hands at her cheek.
I saw that she has some sort of plan.
-What are you planning?
-Something.. she say to me
-Oook.... I say and look at her.
Then without warning she clap her hands and a portal open under us aaaaaand we... Well you got it right?
And within 5sec me and Red was sitting at our own chair. Red in front of me, a table was across these chair. On the table was a vase with a rose in. And living candle light. A soft music is playing at the background. Me and Red looked shocked around. Then Cake came in with..... Fake mustache and black suit?!
-C-Cake what's this? I say
-Well it's you and Red's first date. She say and looked at us with a proud smile on her face.
-D-date!! Me and Red shouted as blushed our own color.
-So what do you want? She say and took a note from her back. And get a pen.
-This is not over, got it. I say to her.
-Ok, ok. But what do you want was my question. She say
-Ok....hm.... let just say a bottle of mustard and ketchup thanks. I say to her
-Something more? She say and looked at Red.
-N-no that's good. Red say

We sat there after Cake walked away.

-ummm.... is this a awkward situation? He ask me
-Well... I think so. I answer him.

After a while Cake with a fake mustache came with our drinks? And gave it to us.
-Bone appetite. She say and walked away one again.