ChoiChoi:
so like I have this huge teddy in my bed
ChoiChoi:
but it feels like he wants to suffocate me
ChoiChoi:
can teddies kill you? bc i think he wants to
Def_dayum:
come again?
ChoiChoi:
crap, wrong number
Def_dayum: i get the 'wants you dead' part but who is benjamin
ChoiChoi: my teddy
Def_dayum: why tf is he called benjamin
ChoiChoi: the question, my dear jaebum, is why NOT benjamin
Def_dayum: idk bc there are better names?
ChoiChoi: but also worse
Def_dayum: and it's a long name?
ChoiChoi: you can call him ben
Def_dayum: fine, benjamin it is
Def_dayum: why do you think he wants you dead?
ChoiChoi: okay so i put him again in my bed bc he looked really sad on the floor
ChoiChoi: at night i was just snuggling my pillow, minding my own business you know? as he kind of fell over and rolled to my side and like you saw he's freaking huge and that all caused me to get realllyyy hot and that's how he kills me
ChoiChoi: he kills me with hotness and not the good kind of hot
Def_dayum: first of all, you're exaggerating
Def_dayum: second of all, why did you take him back in your bed?
ChoiChoi: he looked so sad
Def_dayum: how can a teddy look sad
ChoiChoi: uhhhhh wait a sec
ChoiChoi:
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