o Kenny McCormick – you like to sleep in the nude.
o Stan Marsh – you have a weird obsession with time.
o Kyle Broflovski – you sing whenever you're making food, and you'll sing to the food.
o Eric Cartman – you sleep bake sometimes, and cried once when your cake somehow became purple instead of the red for red velvet.
o Clyde Donovan – you make goofy faces in the car mirrors when you think no one is looking.
o Craig Tucker – you sit upside down when you play videogames.
o Token Black – you like to talk to your gecko, not him, when you've had a bad day at school.
o Tweek Tweak – you like to climb onto the theater's roof to stargaze.
o Butters Stotch – you apologize to inanimate objects if you run into them.
o Wendy Testaburger – you cry during horror movies because you feel bad for the killer.
o Bebe Stevens – you can rap really, really well.
o Jimmy Valmer – you can pick things up with your feet, especially between your toes.
o Scott Malkinson – you mimic your friends' voices if they piss you off, pretending to be them and calling them assholes.
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