Kenny McCormick – You work as a librarian in South Park Public Library.
Stan Marsh – You work in the local game store on the other side of town.
Kyle Broflovski – You teach dance classes in Denver.
Eric Cartman – You work for Cartman whenever he has a money-making scheme that he wants you to be a part of.
Clyde Donovan – You’re a farm hand on the cattle farm right next to Canada.
Craig Tucker – You’re a babysitter, and you’re often babysitting your friends’ younger siblings.
Token Black – You volunteer in the hospital, comforting and cuddling the crack babies before Cartman tries to exploit them.
Tweek Tweak – You work in concessions at the movie theater right next to his coffee shop.
Butters Stotch – You don’t currently have a job, but you do manage to make money as one of Annie’s bitches.
Wendy Testaburger – The University of Colorado hired you, whilst you were in high school, to convince more students from other schools to go to their college.
Bebe Stevens – You work in the pet shelter on the outskirts of town.
Jimmy Valmer – Ever heard of the Har-De-Har joke shop? Jimmy’s your number one customer.
Scott Malkinson – You’re a nurse aid in training.
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South Park Boyfriend Scenarios
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