South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

your quote from Buffy The Vampire Slayer...

o Kenny McCormick – "It's do or die." "Hey, I've died twice."

o Stan Marsh – "Man, I'm feeling chipper! Who's up for a root beer?"

o Kyle Broflovski – "Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'fucking Christians.'"

o Eric Cartman – "There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." "No, actually, that would be one of the five."

o Clyde Donovan – "You two stop that." "He started it!" "She called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might have been Latin."

o Craig Tucker – "Woah, Craig has a tv. Everybody, Craig has a tv! He's shallow, like the rest of us."

o Token Black – "So, Craig's in detention. Must be Tuesday."

o Tweek Tweak – "I wasn't lurking! I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe."

o Butters Stotch – "No, no, no, it's not working out." "Butters, are you breaking up with your car?" "Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty. Little two-door tramp."

o Wendy Testaburger – "I think I'll take a drumstrick." "I'm a breast gal myself. But, of course, you already knew that."

o Bebe Stevens – "Caesar didn't go around saying 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."

o Jimmy Valmer – "Am I right, Jimmy?" "I'm almost certain you aren't, but, to be fair, I wasn't listening."

o Scott Malkinson - "Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Boys."