Them & I || Stranger Things Cast

Stranger Texts

I will wait for nothing.

~Millie Bobby Brown~

I sat in the backseat of an Uber black and speed-texted Noah.

Bowlcut
6:15 PM

Millster
Aren't you so excited to meet Emma tomorrow?! I honestly can't wait!

Bowlcut
Yeah with all the talk about her from Joe, she seems interesting

Millster
Interesting? That's it? How about the coolest person on eaRTH!

Bowlcut
Yeah tru

Millster
Go on the groupchat.

Stranger Texts
6:17 PM

Millster
Anyone here?

Chocolate Daddy
Here

WolfHARD
Am I the only one that's pumped for tmr?

Millster
That's what I was just about to say.

Bowlcut
Why did you name me bowlcut

Millster
Because you had a hideous bowl cut during season 2 before we took you to the hair salon to get a better style.

WolfHARD
She's right dude

Kitchen Sink
Why are you guys calling me "Kitchen Sink"???

WolfHARD
Because we're hilarious

Chocolate Daddy
But Finn has a porn name so I think we're all even

Millster
Back to the point: I am so excited to meet Emma tomorrow!!!

Bowlcut
You said that already

Millster
Idc babes. I'm going to become best friends with her and we're going to get matching friendship bracelets.

Kitchen Sink
Why don't we have matching bracelets?

Millster
Idk actually. We can all get them! It'll be so cute.

Chocolate Daddy
Friendship bracelets? *cough* NO thanks

WolfHARD
Im with choco daddy over here

Millster
Fine but be ready to be shunned by me later for not wearing those dumb bracelets.

Kitchen Sink
SO when are we meeting Joe with Emma?

Millster
Don't know actually. He isn't texting me back. Hold on.

Babysitter Joe
6:27 PM

Millster
Joe

Millster
Joe come on.

Millster
Joe answer me man.

Millster
Babysitter Joe.

Millster
Uncle Jezzy.

Millster
Mama Steve.

Millster
Come ON

Babysitter Joe
Hey is this actually Millie Bobby Brown?!

Millster
Joe is there something wrong with you

Babysitter Joe
No it's Emma, his cousin.

Millster
OML serious??????!

Babysitter Joe
Yeah!! Can't believe that I'm actually meeting you tomorrow!!!!!! You're my favorite actress and not to mention my GIRL CRUSH ashajkandnd

Millster
Aw that's so sweet. Can't wait to finally meet the girl Joe won't keep his mouth shut about!

Millster
We've arrived at the airport in Atlanta. I'll see you tomorrow!

Babysitter Joe
Okay can't believe this is happening! Bye!

Millster
Chao!

Stranger Texts
6:32 PM

Millster
I have nEwS!

Bowlcut
Spill the beans

Kitchen Sink
Are you at the airport yet? We're supposed to meet there by 7 right?

Bowlcut
Yeah but we still have a bit of time.

Millster
Enough to grab a Starbucks?

Chocolate Daddy
Remember when you sang your order and confused the hek out of the employees

WolfHARD
Where's Gaten?

Millster
Probably somewhere passed out. aNyWaYs I just texted Emma!!!!!

Kitchen Sink
*gasp* No you did not

Millster
Oh yes I did. And she's super excited too!

WolfHARD
THATS GREAT

Chocolate Daddy
Bro you ok

WolfHARD
Yeah just accidentally hit the caps lock

Bowlcut
Did she say anything else??

Kitchen Sink
Guys I'm so happy

Millster
Not really except for the fact that I'm her fluffing GIRL CRUSH HAHA SUCKS TO BE YOUUUU!

WolfHARD
She can still have a boy crush you know

Chocolate Daddy
Joe told us she was straight

Millster
She is but she just really likes me that much and I want to adopt her she's so cute.

Bowlcut
Scuse me but no i call dibs

WolfHARD
Nope I call dibs first

Bowlcut
That's not possible Finn

WolfHARD
Not if I get to her first

Bowlcut
Oh you're on

Kitchen Sink
AAAAAWWWWWWWW THE BOYS HAVE A LIL CRUSH

Chocolate Daddy
On a girl you haven't even met yet slow the frickity frack down

Millster
I THINK ITS CUTE

WolfHARD
Shut up

Bowlcut
You guys suck

Millster
Bai guys I just pulled up to the airport.

Kitchen Sink
Why didn't we just all go together to the airport?

Chocolate Daddy
Because Gaten had to do some late filming for a demodog scene

Kitchen Sink
But we didn't we could have gone together.

Millster
Well idk but aDIOS SEE U IN VANCOUVER

Bowlcut
Anyone want to go to Six Flags when we get there

Millster
NO