Oobleck: okay class, let's take our seats, we have a lot to learn today. Good thing my thermos decided to join me today. Okay class, let's start with a simple math problem. What is five times two?
the class hesitates to answer.
Oobleck: come on, children, don't be shy just give it your best shot.
Sun raises his hand.
Oobleck: yes, Sun?
Sun: twelve?
Oobleck: okay great, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Weiss: I think i know the answer mr. Oobleck.
Yang: mehmehmehmehmehmehmeh...
Weiss: shut up, bimbo!
Yang: Ey! Don't call me bimbo, you fucking Schnee!
Oobleck: Yang, did you just say the F word?!
Yang: Schnee?
Weiss: no he's talking about "fuck" you can't say fuck in school you fucking bimbo!
Oobleck: Weiss!
Yang: why the fuck not?!
Oobleck: Yang!
Ruby: Sis, you just said "fuck" again!
Oobleck: Ruby!
Blake: Fuck...
Oobleck: Blake!!!
Yang: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Oobleck: how would you like to see the headmaster?!
Yang: how would you like to suck (Y/N)'s balls?!
the classroom gasps and looks over where Yang is pointing, the class turns their attention to a boy with (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes, he currently was blushing at Yang's comment on Oobleck wanting to suck his balls.
Oobleck: What did you just say?!?!
Yang: oh, oh, I'm sorry, uh, what i said was...
Yang grabs a megaphone, clears her throat and yells at Oobleck.
Yang: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK (Y/N)'S BALLS, MR. OOBLECK?!?!?!?!?!
Yang draws the megaphone away and the classroom was in silence. Soon, a noise was generated to break the silence by (Y/N).
(Y/N): holy shit, dude.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
RWBY Crack X Male Reader
HumorThis is a book full of RWBY Crack, and the male reader is there to experience the meme mish mash. Enjoy~
