(Y/N): Ruby join me, we'll bring order to all of Remnant.
Ruby: I'll never join you!
(Y/N): If only you knew the power of the Dark side, Taiyang could've told you, had you knew your father.
Ruby: He told me everything, he told me you killed him. *tears roll down cheek*
(Y/N): NO, Ruby, I am your father.
Ruby gasps as she backed away from (Y/N), is what he said true? Is (Y/N) the real father of Ruby and the long lost husband of Summer?
Ruby: you're my father?!
(Y/N) nods. Ruby looks down, but then tackles (Y/N) as she squeals.
Ruby: AHHHHH, OH MY GOD, DAD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!
Roman appears behind with Neo and a pint of ice cream.
Roman: does that mean she'll join us, now? I mean, we, the dark side have ice cream anyways...
(Y/N) pulls out a metal tin.
(Y/N): no need, i stole these from the Ozpin and the light side.
Ruby grabs the tin, opens it and reveals a dozen cookies inside. Her eyes light up as she begins grabbing and munching on the cookies.
Summer: good to see you again honey.
Summer arrives behind Roman and runs to give her husband and daughter a hug.
Ruby: it's official, I'll join...only if dad steals more cookies.
(Y/N): of course, sweetheart.
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RWBY Crack X Male Reader
HumorThis is a book full of RWBY Crack, and the male reader is there to experience the meme mish mash. Enjoy~