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Yang's mom

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Yang: you don't think my mom is going to kill Terrance and Philip are you?

(Y/N): Yang, you need stop being such a chicken shit and stand up to your mother. You need to smack her in the face and say "That's enough of your SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

Yang: Don't call my mom a bitch!

Jaune: You guys, stop it. This isn't helping! We've got to think here. Now let's see, what would Bryan Boitano do?

(Y/N): Yeah, waht would Bryan Boitano do?

Silence filled the air, Jaune spots someone up on a box speaking to a crowd.

Jaune: Hey! What's going on over there?

On the box is a fourth grader by the name Neptune

Neptune: The Valean government thinks it has the right to police the world, your government is going to kill two Canadian, an action condemned by the UN, home the of free indeed.

Crowd: (silence)

Cardin: Let's play tether ball!

Crowd: Yeah!

Weiss: This is about free speech, about censorship. Can't you guys be more political and more direct?

Jaune's thoughts: There's the girl that I like, now it appears she likes another guy, it must be because he's political and stuff, I bet I could be political too.

Jaune smiles and Weiss approaches.

Weiss: What do you think, Jaune?

Jaune barfs on Weiss and Weiss screams and runs off.

Jaune: Dammit!

(Y/N): You guys, this is all Yang's mom's fault.

Yang: Shut up, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Yang's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid BIT--

Yang: Don't say it, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Wellllll--

Yang: Don't do it, (Y/N)!

(Y/N): WEEEEEE--

Yang: I'm warning you!!

(Y/N): okay okay.

Yang: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bit--

(Y/N): WEEELL Yang's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Yang: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH (Y/N)!

(Y/N): On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!

Come you all know the words

(Y/N) w/Crowd :Have you ever met my friend Yang's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Yang's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this

(Chinese kids)

(French kids)

(Dutch kids)

(African kids)

Have you ever met my friend Yang's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Raven steps in with a face of digust and anger behind (Y/N)

Crowd: *gasp*
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Jaune: Uhh, (Y/N)?!
Yang's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Yang's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Yang's mom, yeah! chaaa!

Yang and Jaune:.....

(Y/N): What? (Turns around) Aw... fuck