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Questions for Germany.

1. please respond to the following video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bksUdmpsBzk

2. have you ever taken Italy to October fest.. and how did that go?

3. Dare- let Italy drive

Questions for Italy

1.If you could have children with Germany what would you name them.

2. Dare - prank call England

3.most people would say your one of the more creatively gifted nations, other than painting and playing guitar what other talents do you have?

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Germany: *reads list for him* OH GOTT! NO!!! PLEASE KILL ME!

Italy: *giggling* we I'll do the prank call and the drive after we do everything else.

Germany: KILL ME!

Italy: *slaps germany* snap out of it! Ok... Start!

Germany: um.... Ok video... Sad ish music.... *looks at pictures* *sad face* I-I-.... Bruder I'm sorry..... *starts to cry* Buder.... Ich Liebe dic like a bruder..... Ich Liebe dic.....

Prussia: walks in and see Germany crying and watching the video* vest? Jou ok?

Germany: I-I-I- I'm sorry! I couldn't save jou. I am sorry. *crying*

Prussia: *tears start to form in his eyes* oh vest.. *hugs him* Ich Liebe dic. *rocks him back and forth*

Germany: I'm so sorry.....

Prussia: it's ok..... I got lights. You still have me vest. I still love you.

Germany: *shooken up*

Prussia: *smiles hot tears streaming. down his face now* it's ok vest.

Germany: I know.... I know..... *wipes tears away* *sighs*

Italy: *smiles* brotherly love.

Prussia: *hugs him tight*

Germany: *hugs back*

Prussia: *lets go* looks at questions... Oh Germany. Be careful of Italy's driving.

Germany: I know east....

Prussia: awesomeness out! *leaves*

Germany: Ja... I have taken Italy to Oktoberfest. That kid can be a true German.

Italy: we both got drunk.

Germany: Ja und we partied with all the others.

Italy; Romano was very very upset with me.

Germany: Ja he was... *looks at the questions again* Italian jour turn.

Italy: ok! *looks at questions* oh I love that question we were talking about that earlier. Felicia, Venice, and Christoph. That's what we would name them. Two boys and one girl. In that order. But I know I don't have a choice but yah..... Oh my talents but singing, playing guitar, drawing and painting... Um.... *think pose* does being a good kisser count?

Germany: NIEN.

Italy: bed?

Germany: NIEN

Italy; *huffs* fine. *thinks again* drinker?

Germany: there is a start but NIEN.

Italy: ugh this is hard! .... I think I am good at making food, and telling scary stories.

Germany; you don't like scary things.

Italy: I read Edgar Allen Poe a lot. So I don't get scared easily.... It's my own therapy.

Germany: I see.

Italy: DARE TIME! *laughs evily*

Germany: *sighs* let's get this over with. Jou first.

Italy: *huffs* fine. *gets phone out and does the restricted thing*

England: hello?

Italy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FARTILLO! BASTARDO! *perfect romano*

England: what happened?

Italy; YOU FRICKEN TURNED HIM INTO A RAGAZZA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

England: I didn't mean too I was trying to do-

Italy: CHANGE HIM BACK NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOTA!

England: well listed here you little wanker I-

Italy: I don't need your sassy tone!

England: excuse me!?

Italy: and! *clears throat a d voice turns to normal* I fooled you! It's just me Italy! I am fine!

England; why you little!

Italy: it was a dare! I'm sorry!

England: fine fine. *hangs up*

Germany: you sound like Romano.

Italy: I know.

Romano: *burst into room* is there another me?!

Italy: *talks like Roma* yes you dick face!

Romano: *looks at Italy confused* what the hell!?

Italy: *smiles and giggles* prank call.

Romano: that was perfect!

Spain: ROMANO! TOMATOES!

Romano: *darts out door* GIVE ME THE TOMATE!

Germany: *sighs* Italians

Italy: *drags Germany out the door and get in the car*

Germany, *buckles in*

Italy: *starts car and floors it*

Germany: *GRABS SEAT* ITALIAN SLOW DOWN!!!!

Italy: *smiles* WOOOOO!

Germany; ITALIAN!!!!! *face of panic*

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