The Flash (In Editing)

Let's go Crazy|Eddie x Reader

This isn't really romantic. It's just kind of cute on how you and Eddie discuss things? Even if it's a little crazy. 

"Why do witches always like... They do weird shit? Who eats kids?" You say out of the blue.
Eddie looked up from his book and sent you a look of confusion. He narrowed his eyes, and furrowed his eyebrows.
"Excuse me?" He said.
"Why do they want to fat them up? Fat is the grossest part of the meat?" You shift your feet.
"Why hello there little children- please follow me inside of my magical.." you began to say. "FITNESS ROOM! No pansies allowed beyond this point! Leave your whining at the door because it's leg day, and we're about to get R-R-RIPPED!"
Eddie watched you in disbelief. His girlfriend was complete nuts.
"Babe? What the hell are you doing?" He asked.
"I'm acting." You smiled.
"Acting, eh?" Eddie said. "Mind if I join?"
"Come on!" You nodded, happy to accept.
"But let me spill some facts." He suddenly stopped.
"Go on." You couldn't help but release a laugh.

"They're always cooking the kids in lowish-heat tempurature, right? If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat is now able to be torn apart with a fork. If you do it to clean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that brings no joy to anyone." Eddie said.
"Um.." You say. "Eddie what's wrong with you?"
"Well, you started it." He laughed.
"Well, if you wanna get all nerdy.. there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs." You say.
"How so?" Eddie asked.
"A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat." You say with a shrug of your shoulders.
"But tha-"
"Shut up." You cut him off.
"I'm not going to shut up I have a ri-"
Eddie's sentence was cut off due to Cisco bursting into the small room the two of you were in.
"You're arguing over the semantics of eatING CHILDREN!!" Cisco hissed. His lips were pressed together, and he rolled his eyes at the both of you.
"Well, yeah, you have to...or else you'd be wasting about.." You began.
"40-80 pounds of meat." Eddie finished for you.
"Plus!" You chirped.
Cisco looked annoyed.
"If you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they're easier to subdue and less likely to run away."
"That'd be a concern for an elderly crone." Eddie agreed.
"You guys are crazy.." Cisco mumbled.