Stupid/Annoying Stuff That Happens To Me

March 7th 2018

1. I was already running late for school (because my morning brain thought that 5 minutes was enough time to watch a 15 minute video) and then just as I was about to leave I realised I didn't have my tie. I remembered putting it on the back of of the sofa (or couch whatever you prefer to call it) but it wasn't there so I spent 10 whole minutes looking for it before I released... one of my brothers had kicked it under to hide it from me.

2. Just before school started today all of my friends were waiting to go into form (as usual) and while we were standing there talking some girl came up to us and offered us all a green dot sticker. We all took one and we all put it in the same place on our wrists and they stayed on all day (most of them did anyway, some peoples fell off but they drew it back on in green pen) and we said we were all in a cult and the green dot was our symbol of membership... We're normal

3. In Biology our teacher created a fireball to demonstrate 'respiration' (I didn't get it either), this is the same teacher that has previously: jumped off a table to prove gravity, named a yellow sticky man that's stuck on the roof, and once when she had to break up a fight between two year 8s she came back into our lesson and told us all what had happened it detail... I swear my teachers on crack or something

4. In my Chemistry class our teacher was off so we had a supply and I spent the entire lesson making paper boats and planes (I basically had my own military by the end of it) and I ended up giving it to one of the popular boys. The popular boy threw it at someone, missed, and then me being a good person threw it back at him and the supply teacher said "Don't throw that please, I didn't expect you to do that, you had such a nice persona" I have never heard anyone else use persona in a sentence before.