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Characters:Cheyenne, Enrique, Josiah, Kelly, Sam.

{Enrique is going to be a new character YAY!!}

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(Enrique got drunk/high and then this happened)

Enrique: pleeaaaassse can we do it???

Kelly: da fuk?

Josiah: No we can not Enrique why do you always?

Enrique: cause I want to your good at it ( I'm dying inside while writing this )

Kelly: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUK

Josiah: No we aren't going to do it even if we wanted to because she's here

Enrique: Please daddy I'll let you be top this time. (* Weird deer noises * )

Kelly: THIS TIME?!?!

Josiah: KELLY WE NEVER DONE IT ANYWAY PLUS HE'S DRUNK/HIGH.

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( It's 12 am but Enrique is still not asleep at Kelly's house )

{ On the bed(s): Kelly, Enrique Cheyenne, Josiah }

{ On the floor: Sam, Aleena }

Enrique: if it's called 2% milk what's the other 98%?

Kelly: OMG ENRIQUE WERE TRYING TO SLEEP SHUT UP

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Enrique: K I N K Y ~~

( you'll understand the reference if you now this musical I'll make a lot of it in this book I think )

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( In the Talent Show!!  And yes we actually have that at our school)

Josiah: " I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass. Waving though the window~~"

Sam: from the crowd YOU SUCK

after the time is up

everyone claps cause they liked it 

Sam: OH FML

( I know that my friends don't know this reference lol )

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Hi I hope you like it the first to is from @RichSetAFireGoranski again I just remembered it [ well some of it ] and I made the other two

Ok BYE SRUBZZZ

[Edit by 2020 Kelly:
now this is probably where i PEAKED in cringe-]

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