Characters: Ace, Kelly
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Yup
The first chapter that Ace is in is about sex XD
I was going to do the reprise version but I didn't, I'm sorry my children
Kelly = Veronica, Ace = J.D
The first italic name is them like singing like those parts in "beautiful"
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Kelly: The demon queen of high school has decreed
She says Monday, 8 am, I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on a wall
Thirty hours live. How shall I spend them?
I don't have to stay and die like a cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motor bike......
Wait, there's an option that I like!
Spend these thirty hours getting freaky!
Yeah!
I need it hard, im a dead girl walking
I'm in your yard, I'm a dead girl walking
Before they punch my clock, I'm snapping off your window lock
Got no time to talk! I'm a dead girl walking..
Ace: Kelly? What are you doing in my room?
Kelly: Shhhhh
Sorry, I really had to wake you
See I decided, I must ride you till I break you
Cause Aleena said I gotsta go
Your my last meal on Death Row
Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whiteys
Come on!
Tonight I'm yours, I'm your dead girl walkin'!
Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking!
Let's go, you know the drill!
I'm hot and pissed, and on the pill!
Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!
Kelly: And you know, you know, you know
It's because your beautiful
You said yours numb inside
But I can't agree, so the worlds unfair?
Keep it locked out there
In here it's beautiful.
Let's make this beautiful!
Ace: That Works For Me!
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Kelly: Yeah! Full steam ahead!
Take this dead girl walking!
Ace: How did you find my address?
Kelly: Let's break the bed!
Rock this dead girl waking!
Ace: I think we tore my mattress!
Kelly: No sleep tonight for you! Better chug that Mountain Dew!
Ace: Okay, Okay!
Kelly: Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear!
Ace: Okay, Okay!
Kelly: Slap me! Pull my hair! Touch me-
A+K: There, There, And There!
Kelly: No more talking!
Love this dead girl walking!
A+K: Love this dead girl!
Kelly: Walking!
K+A: Love this dead girl–
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ace: Ow!
K+A: YEAH!
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SHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEET IM DEAD
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
But really this took me an hour
Ok BYE SRUBZZZ
[Edit from 2020 Kelly:
can i just-
D E L E T E T H I S ? ?-]
YOU ARE READING
●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)
RandomStart: March 3, 2018 End: March 14, 2020 Times cover has changed: 1 (April, 16, 2020) jfc I made this in the 5th grade- this isn't an uwu owo story so don't be fooled by the cover- its very cringy- basically it was just mostly me writing lyrics but...
