●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)

Kelly In The Bathroom

Characters: Kelly, Sam, Cheyenne

So this is going to be Michael in the Bathroom one of the best songs in BMC be cause.. Who doesn't love Michael? 

I don't know if this is going to be a TW but yea. 

It's going to be like before he sing the song.

Also when it says All its like all of the characters so far in the book.

Kelly = Michael, Sam = Jeremy, Cheyenne = Side character that idk the name of.

(btw don't kill me Cheyenne)

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Sam: Get out of my way. Loser

Walks out of the bathroom

Kelly: Closes door and locks door

~ 5 Minutes later ~

Cheyenne: Knocks on door loudly

Hello!? Some of us have pee!

Kelly: I'm having my period!

Cheyenne: In a nicer voice Take your time, Honey!

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Kelly: I am hiding in a bathroom at the biggest party of the Fall

I could stay right here or disappear and nobody would even notice at all

I'm a Creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone

But I'd rather fake pee then stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair

Now though no fault of mine, there's no other half there

Now I'm just Kelly In A Bathroom, Kelly in a bathroom at a party

Forget how long it's been

I'm just Kelly in a bathroom, Kelly in a bathroom at a party

No you can't come in!

I'm waiting it out till its time to leave,

And picking out grout as I softly grieve!

I'm just Kelly who you don't know, Kelly flyin' solo

Kelly in the bathroom by herself!

All by herself!

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Kelly: I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history,

Memories get erased, then I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me,

And I hear a drunk girl, sing along to Whitney through the door—

"I wanna dance with somebody!" But then my feelings sink cause it makes me think:

Now there's No one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

Now it's just Kelly in the bathroom, Kelly in the bathroom at a party

I half regret the beers

Kelly in the bathroom, Kelly in the bathroom at a party

As I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need, till my face is dry

Or ill just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!

I'm just Kelly who you don't know, Kelly flyin' solo

Kelly in the bathroom by herself!

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Kelly: Knock, knock, knock, knock, They're gonna start to shout soon,

Knock, knock, knock, knock, Oh Hell Yeah, I'll be out soon

All+K: Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock!

Kelly: It sucks that you left me hear alone—

All+K: Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock!

Kelly: Here in this teenage battle zone—

All+K: Clang, Clang, Clang, Clang!

Kelly: I feel the pressure blowing up—

All+K: Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!

Kelly: My big mistake was showing up–

All+K: Splash, Splash, Splash, Splash!

Kelly: I throw some water in my face

And I am in a better place

I go to open up the door

But I can't hear knocking, anymore

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Kelly: And I can't help but yearn

For a different time

And the I look in the mirror, and the present is clearer

And there's no denying, I'm just!–

Starts Crying

Kelly: At a party, is there a sadder sight then-

hums

Kelly in a bathroom at a party

This is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn

Or wish I offed myself instead! Wish I was never born!

I'm just Kelly who's a loner! So she must be a stoner! 

Rides a PT Cruiser, God she's such a loser!

Kelly flyin' solo! Who you think that you know

Kelly in the bathroom by here self!

All by herself!

All by herself!

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Kelly: All you know about me, is my name

Kelly: Awesome party I'm so glad I came..

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I hope you like it! I am REALLY sweaty for some reason I don't know

Also I DONT WATCH PORN

Ok BYE SRUBZZZ

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