Characters: Josiah, Kelly
HEYYYYYYYYY * Throws rainbow confetti *
ITS PRIDE MONTH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND IM a l e s b i a n
or asexual
I-I don't know
BUT HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SONG I FOUND
It's all singing
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Josiah: Have you ever met a dude who turned you on?
Even though you've got a schlong?
And.. You consider yourself straight?
Kelly: Have you ever met a gal
Who made you giddy?
Even though you never thought you'd like titties?
Relax!
J+K: It's a common trait!
So, don't be scared to say!
That on any given day!
That everyone's just a little gay!
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Josiah: Bro! Have you ever slapped a guy right on the ass?
And felt a tingle inside your pants?
No need to be alarmed!
Kelly: Have you ever kissed a girl two drinks in?
Even you're not a lesbian?
And you have a boyfriend–
Named Rob!
Josiah: Wheather your a guy–
Kelly: Or girl–
J+K: Or in between
Everyone's a little Liberace~
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J+K: So no need to be afraid!
About the why you get laid!
Cause everyone in town, in the city, the whole world round
Is atleast a teensy, tiny, itsy bitsy, just a smidgen of "HEYYY"
And proud enough to say
That everyone's just a little....... GAY!
Little gay!
Little gay!
Little gay!
Little gay!
Kelly: Just a little gay!
Little gay!
Little gay!
Little gay!
J+K: Everyone....
Is just a little...
Gaaaaaaayyy!
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Heyyyy welcome back!
This is a great song
It's by Taryn Southern and Ross Everett!
Ok BYE SRUBZZZ
[ 256 Words ]
[Note from 2020 Kelly:
whack
im not bi lol
but like i like girls and like anime guys but not real ones???
and josiah is probably the most straightest person i know-
oki bye happy pride ♡♡]
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●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)
RandomStart: March 3, 2018 End: March 14, 2020 Times cover has changed: 1 (April, 16, 2020) jfc I made this in the 5th grade- this isn't an uwu owo story so don't be fooled by the cover- its very cringy- basically it was just mostly me writing lyrics but...
