Characters: Cheyenne, Kelly
Cheyenne: Kelly! There's a dead human in our house!
Kelly: Ho. Hey, how did she get here?
Cheyenne: Kelly, what did you do?
Kelly: Me? I did not do this
Cheyenne: Explain what happened, Kelly
Kelly: I've nerve seen her before in my life!
Cheyenne: Why did you kill this person, Kelly?
Kelly: I do not kill people. That's-Thats the thing that my least favorite thing to do.
Cheyenne: Tell me, Kelly, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Kelly: Well I was upstairs
Cheyenne: OK
Kelly: I was, ah—sitting in my room
Cheyenne: Yes
Kelly: Reading a book
Cheyenne: Go on..
Kelly: Well this guy walked in
Cheyenne: Ok
Kelly: So I went up to him
Cheyenne: Yes?
Kelly: And I uh stabbed her 37 times in the chest 😊
Cheyenne: Kellyyy, that kills people!😖
Kelly: Oh, OH, wow
Cheyenne: Kelly!
Kelly: I didn't know that😐
Cheyenne: How could you not know that?😫
Kelly: Yeah I'm in the wrong here, I suck
Cheyenne: What happened to her hands?✋
Kelly: What's that?
Cheyenne: HER HANDS, why— why are they missing?!
Kelly: Well I-I kinda cooked them up, and ate them🙂
Cheyenne: Kellyyy!
Kelly: I was hungry! And well, you know, if you're hungry for hands that's—
Cheyenne: Why on earth would you do that?
Kelly: I was hungry for hands. Give me a break
Cheyenne: Kellyyy
Kelly: My stomach was making the rumble-lys
Cheyenne: Kelly!
Kelly: That only hands would satisfy
Cheyenne: What is wrong with you Kelly!?
Kelly: Well I kill people and eat hands
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I was going to make Smartphone Hour ( Kelly set a fire) Prt.2 but I had no time
This is Llamas with hats.
Ok BYE SRUBZZZ
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●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)
RandomStart: March 3, 2018 End: March 14, 2020 Times cover has changed: 1 (April, 16, 2020) jfc I made this in the 5th grade- this isn't an uwu owo story so don't be fooled by the cover- its very cringy- basically it was just mostly me writing lyrics but...
