Shitpost Prt.4 (Short again kinda)

21 0 3
                                        

Characters: Everyone but Enrique

So imma do something different for this chapter. Im going to put titles! Yeah soooooooo special I know

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kelly's Emo

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sam with keyboard in hand

Cheyenne: Why do you need that?

Sam: TRUST me it'll come in use

They lose Kelly in the crowd 

Cheyenne: WE LOST KELLY!!

Sam: Don't worry I got this!!

Places down keyboard 

Plays the G note

Kelly: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY sings the rest of ' Welcome to the Black Parade ' 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

late at night

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Everyone is sleeping 2 am :

Kelly softly: we're soaring

Samantha: F L Y I N G

Kelly + Sam: THERES NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CA—

Josiah: GUYS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

3 Minutes later:

Kelly:.....

Kelly:.....

Kelly: Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

Aleena: Holy Shit

Josiah: GUYS SHHH

5 minutes later:

Kelly: •_•

Kelly: I have a question. So like, when something is suspicious we say ' something smells fishy '. Why do we do that? Why is fish-smell suspicious? What did the fish do?

Melisa: Go the fluff to sleep

3 am:

Kelly: If y—

Josiah: Will you ever go to bed at a normal hour!?

6 minutes later:

Kelly: What if Cinderella was a cooking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella?

Sam: WHEEZES 

Josiah: I hate you 

Kelly: Wow, well I hate you 

5 am:

Kelly: There are some colored beetles like, " oh man wait don't eat me dontcha see I'm poisonous?" And birds are like " oh, ok sorry guys ". And there are some other beetles. Birds eat them very well. Evaluation! Isn't it unfair? Like " Hey Mother Nature, why do you like them more than us? " or, " I knew I was born in the wrong family "

Kelly:........

Kelly: Are you guys even listening?

Cheyenne: I wanted to shut you up at first but I didn't say it, but then I got interested.

12 pm

Kelly:  pulls blankets off Josiah's bed LETS GET SHIT DONE TODAY WHOOO

Josiah:  glares  We don't do it in this house.... Are you wearing my shirt?

Kelly: no

_____________________________

This took SO LONG. These ideas go to @galaxykitten328 , but I changed somethings. ( go follow her btw ) 

Ok BYE SRUBZZZ

[Edit by 2020 Kelly:
this was kinda cringe-
and the fact that Josiah and i have like this weird gay tension-
its kinda creepy-
so i deleted that-]



●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)Where stories live. Discover now