Characters: Kelly, Rose, Sam
oKAYY
SO
The characters heere are gonna try to make Christmas cookies from scratch
So let's begin!
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Kelly: rIGHT
*slams down picture of anime waifu*
Sam: Kelly, what is that
Kelly: It's the recipe
Sam: That's is a aNIME GIRL-
*picks up picture*
WHAT IS THIS-
IS THIS YOUR DANGANRONPA WAIFUS-
Kelly: sHIT
*eats picture*
*slams down the actual recipe*
Rose: I can't bake
Kelly: Then, why are you here?
Rose: *insert sniffles* I wanted cookies ; - ;
Kelly: . . .
Okay
Sam: Kelly, where the fuck did you find this recipe
Kelly: From sANTA
Sam: You know Santa isn't real right?
Kelly: My teacher said he was real yesterday ;-;
Sam: Lets just.. Start
Rose: The recipe calls for:
5 cups of Flour
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1 teaspoon of Cinnamon
3 teaspoons of Ginger
1 teaspoon of Nutmeg
1 Teaspoon of Salt
1 Cup of Molasses
1 cup of Shortening
And
Sugar!
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(This is a real recipe btw)
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Kelly: *gets cup of green tea*
*Throws bowl at Sam*
Sam: oW MOTHER
HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME IN THIS WAY
Kelly: *throws whisk at Rose*
>:3
Fite meh
*gets other stuff and puts it on table*
R,S+K: *puts on aprons*
Sam: Where is the sifter?
Kelly: w u t
Sam: THE SIFTER YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SIFTER IS RIGHT??
Kelly: no ;-;
Rose: Oh my fücking god-
*sckdaddles to get sifter*
Kelly: yEET
*throws salt in bowl*
Roses: *puts dry ingredients in sifter*
Sam: *gets pot, and puts shortening, molasses and sugar in*
Rose: *sifts intensely*
*Throws mixture at Kelly*
Kelly: uGHHH-
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~After an intense war of flour, then making it all over again-
~ Christmas Eve ~
~ DECORATING ~
Sam: *Throws down icing*
oKAY WE GOTTA DECORATE CAUSE CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW-
~ After intensely decorating, and stressing the fück out they got if and died ~
THE END
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Yes I know it sucks but I gotta get it out before Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy holidays
BYE MY SCRUBZZZ
(P.S: This is a real recipe)

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