Making Gingerbread cookies

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Characters: Kelly, Rose, Sam

oKAYY

SO

The characters heere are gonna try to make Christmas cookies from scratch

So let's begin!

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Kelly: rIGHT

*slams down picture of anime waifu*

Sam: Kelly, what is that

Kelly: It's the recipe

Sam: That's is a aNIME GIRL-

*picks up picture*

WHAT IS THIS-

IS THIS YOUR DANGANRONPA WAIFUS-

Kelly: sHIT

*eats picture*

*slams down the actual recipe*

Rose: I can't bake

Kelly: Then, why are you here?

Rose: *insert sniffles* I wanted cookies ; - ;

Kelly: . . .

Okay

Sam: Kelly, where the fuck did you find this recipe

Kelly: From sANTA

Sam: You know Santa isn't real right?

Kelly: My teacher said he was real yesterday ;-;

Sam: Lets just.. Start

Rose: The recipe calls for:

5 cups of Flour

1 teaspoon of baking soda

1 teaspoon of Cinnamon

3 teaspoons of Ginger

1 teaspoon of Nutmeg

1 Teaspoon of Salt

1 Cup of Molasses

1 cup of Shortening

And

Sugar!

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(This is a real recipe btw)

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Kelly: *gets cup of green tea*

*Throws bowl at Sam*

Sam: oW MOTHER

HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME IN THIS WAY

Kelly: *throws whisk at Rose*

>:3

Fite meh

*gets other stuff and puts it on table*

R,S+K: *puts on aprons*

Sam: Where is the sifter?

Kelly: w u t

Sam: THE SIFTER YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SIFTER IS RIGHT??

Kelly: no ;-;

Rose: Oh my fücking god-

*sckdaddles to get sifter*

Kelly: yEET

*throws salt in bowl*

Roses: *puts dry ingredients in sifter*

Sam: *gets pot, and puts shortening, molasses and sugar in*

Rose: *sifts intensely*

*Throws mixture at Kelly*

Kelly: uGHHH-

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~After an intense war of flour, then making it all over again-

~ Christmas Eve ~

~ DECORATING ~

Sam: *Throws down icing*

oKAY WE GOTTA DECORATE CAUSE CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW-

~ After intensely decorating, and stressing the fück out they got if and died ~

THE END

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Yes I know it sucks but I gotta get it out before Christmas

Merry Christmas

Happy holidays

BYE MY SCRUBZZZ

(P.S: This is a real recipe)


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