Characters: Kelly, Josiah, Cheyenne, Sam
Lol I didn't upload for 5 days! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, I'm a potato but I'm going to try to upload "The String" tomorrow but at like night
There will be titles in this
Ok time to start!
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Matter baby
Kelly: Hey Josiah, would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a Matter baby?
Josiah: What's a'matter baby'?
Kelly: I dunno sweetie what's wrong with you?
Josiah starts choking Kelly (Not like that YOU SICK PERVS)
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Happy Camper
Cheyenne: Alright Happy Campers! If you were a fruit, which one would you be?
Kelly: I would be a tomato cause people don't expect me as part of their group
Cheyenne:........ Very creative! Who's next?
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Damn it Sam
When she was like 7
Sam: Picks up Phone Hello?
Caller: I'm coming to kill you, where do you live?
Sam: 567 Clint Eastwood I live in a red house–
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That's gay
Enrique: gasp Look at how cute these pens are!
Josiah: Enrique that's gay
Enrique:..... Josiah we've been dating for–
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Change of plans
Kelly: Okay, so a little bit change of plans
I'm not actually going to college anymore, I'm going to hell...
I'm not that excited–
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Sam and Kelly's mixtape
Sam: Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfuking dick
Kelly: Suck a dick, suck a huge or small dick
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I don't have time
Ok BYE SRUBZZZ
[Edit from 2020 Kelly:
i still dont like how me in the past put me and Josiah with gay tension-]
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●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)
RandomStart: March 3, 2018 End: March 14, 2020 Times cover has changed: 1 (April, 16, 2020) jfc I made this in the 5th grade- this isn't an uwu owo story so don't be fooled by the cover- its very cringy- basically it was just mostly me writing lyrics but...
