Characters: Kelly, Sam
I'm not sorry
This happened to me today
And it's not the character Kelly it's actually me, and I'm not in high school sooooo ITS OK
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Kelly: Okay! Let's see what video I should watch today!
*Looks through recommend*
*Sees the first episode of Assassination Classroom*
Kelly: * Gets flashbacks of the fanfiction *
OH NO NO NO, I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH THIS AGAIN NOT AGAIN, PLEASE KELLY NOT AGA–
*Watchs both of the seasons*
{ Warning: this part of the chapter is a rant on assassination classroom }
Kelly: * Hyperventilating *
Sam: Kelly, are– are you okay?
Kelly: " OHHHHHH, YES KARMA FUCK ME, DADDY " SAYS EVERYONE CAUSE HES A GREAT CHARACTER
AND ITS OK CAUSE IM NOT ACTUALLY 18 OR HIGHER
IM YOUNGER THAN HIM ( I think, dunno his age )
CAUSE IF I WAS THEN ILL BE GOING TO JAIL AND THEIR GONNA PUT ME IN JAIL LIKE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT
AND NAGISA, OH NAGISA MY SWEET MURDERING CHILD
( Kinda he became a t— WAIT SPOILERS IM SORRY )
HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL BUT ILL HIT THAT
I'm kidding
He's my child, I would never do that
BUT HE GOT ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ BY MIS VICH/BITCH
IF I WAS THERE, THEN I WOULD GO YEEEEEET ON HER ASS, OK SAMU?!
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You see kids, this is a weeb in their natural habitat
You don't want to be like them
Cause then this will happen
Now Imma go and read Assassination Classroom fanfiction for the next 3 hours
Ok BYE SRUBZZZ
[Note from 2020 Kelly:
oki
i dont really like when things get lewded that much anymore-
especially if theyre underage-
or if they look like a kid but is like 658974597685685 years old-
dont do that
oki bye ♡♡]
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●𝕊𝕒𝕞, 𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥● (under heavy editing)
RandomStart: March 3, 2018 End: March 14, 2020 Times cover has changed: 1 (April, 16, 2020) jfc I made this in the 5th grade- this isn't an uwu owo story so don't be fooled by the cover- its very cringy- basically it was just mostly me writing lyrics but...
