Gay Emo Bible

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mommahurley: Mikes. Hows Row?

trohmosexual: Already using a nickname?

mommahurley: You jealous babe?

mikeywaybar: Shes good. Really quiet.

frofro: Well, we got lucky.

mikeywaybar: In a lot of ways..

geeway: MIKEY AM I STILL BABYSITTING?!

frnkenstein: WERE BABYSITTING?!

mommahurley: I thought I was babysitting...? Wtf Mikes.

mikeywaybar: Ummm....Ray you get to figure this out.

frofro: Why me?

mikeywaybar: Because its time to feed Row!

frofro: I could have done that..

geeway: Whos babysitting the Rikey child?

geeway: She is MY neice btw

mommahurley: But she loves the gifts I bring!

trohmosexaul: Where are my gifts...?

mommahurley: Shhh babe.

emoships_: What are you hiding Andrew?

mommahurley: Nothing..?

staypyroful: Youre a terrible liar, Hurley

beebsurine: I can lie better than you.

Spence: Why did you post a 3min video of you brushing you teeth?

dalpal: Yeah. Im confused.

crankthatfrank: Whats 319?

memedaddy: Oh shit

pattycakes: Peter what have you done?

memedaddy: Trick. Babe I love you a lot. But I may have snuck off from tour to help Bren with an album...

pattycakes: IS THAT WHERE YOUVE BEEN?!

kayisweird: Pete is in trouble now.

pattycakes: Worse than trouble. Im pissed.

ryro: Look what you've done Pete..

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: Thanks, Pete

memedaddy: I was coming back tonight!

memedaddy: Are you happy now?!

ryro: No, but I got Cheez Whiz

memedaddy: Trick. Please.

mikeywaybar: Trick. Wanna watch Rowan tonight for Ray and I?

geeway: WHAT

mommahurley: WHAT

pattycakes: YES PLEASE! I NEED BABY CUDDLES!

frofro: What time will you be in town?

trohmosexaul: We got in last night.

mikeywaybar: Great! You can come over in a few hours! Whatever is good for you!

pattycakes: Alright!

memedaddy: Trick...please

pattycakes: I don't want to see or talk to you.

pattycakes: You don't just abandon a tour like that.

memedaddy: WE WERE COMING HOME ANYWAY!

pattycakes: THATS NOT THE POINT!

frnkenstein: Trick. If you wanna stay with us while youre back. You can.