Gay Emo Bible

39

memedaddy: Can you believe it? 

mommahurley: It feels like a dream. 

frofro: Why is it happening so soon? 

frnkenstein: Our babies aren't babies anymore. 

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: Am I the only one confused? 

wonderlandjoseph: I am 

blxrryfxcxd: Same 

trohmosexual: Andy is forcing Alex and Aaron to plan their wedding today. 

beebsurine: Correction

beebsurine: The wedding is tomorrow and they need to finish the details with Andy and Gee. 

geeway: Im on my way to Joe's. 

trohmosexual: Good. Got the snacks? 

mommahurley: JOSEPH! 

trohmosexual: Yee? 

crankthatfrank: YEE 

mommahurley: We do not make guests bring snacks! 

mommahurley: Drive your ass down to the store and do it yourself. 

trohmosexual: But Helena.. 

mommahurley: Ill watch her. Go. 

trohmosexual: Fine. MOM 

kayisweird: I always miss the interesting shit. 

emoships_: I wouldn't call it interesting. 

memedaddy: I would. 

pattycakes: We're used to this though Pete. 

frnkenstein: ALEX! 

emoships_: Yee? 

crankthatfrank: YEE 

danielhowell: Yee 

amazingphil: Yee? 

dalpal: Alex miss a Fault In Our Stars reference and I'm disappointed. 

dalpal: Audrey bring cookies, I'm sad now. 

wonderlandjoseph: I put cookies on the counter Dal. 

dalpal: Okay, I'm fine now. 

frnkenstein: Alex, get Aaron. Drag him to Joe's if you have to. 

ryro: Let them do what they want guys. 

mommahurley: THE WEDDING IS TOMORROW RYAN! 

ryro: And? 

frnkenstein: WE NEED TO FINISH THE DETAILS. 

ryro: And whats left to do? 

beebsurine: Alex needs to decide on table cloth colors. 

beebsurine: And who walks the aisle. 

ryro: Thats petty shit that they can do early tomorrow. 

ryro: You've worked those two for three weeks dammit. Let them live for one damn day. 

aesthetical_aaron: Thank you Ryan. 

emoships_: ^^^I second this 

geeway: We didn't even notice. We're sorry. 

ryro: Of course you didn't notice! You're too worried about other people's lives instead of fixing your own!

Spence: Ryan, are you okay?  

ryro: NO 

zombieking: What did Brendon do now?! 

beebsurine: Why do you think it was me?!