Gay Emo Bible

31

frofro: So Mikey and I have decided to break up....

geeway: I live with you. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

frnkenstein: WHAT ABOUT ROWAN?!

mikeywaybar: We're gonna do a visits thing. So we can both see her.

pattycakes: I expected the from Frerard not Rikey..

memedaddy: Same Trick.

mikeywaybar: Im sorry guys.

emoships_: Oh heeeelllll noooo!

emoships_: RIKEY CAN NOT BREAK UP!

mommahurley: You still have Joe an I..

emoships_: I love you both. But Rikey...is religion...

mikeywaybar: We're still friends.

geeway: Raymond did you cheat?!

frofro: NO

frnkenstein: *in John Cena voice* Are you sure about that?

frofro: Yes. I'm sure.

frnkenstein: You better not be lying.

memedaddy: WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN

memedaddy: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN

trohmosexual: MMMM OH MY GOD

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: STOP FUCKING LYIN!

memedaddy: Im a proud dad.

mikeywaybar: Ray and I only decided to break up because things weren't working out.

geeway: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER MICHAEL!

mikeywaybar: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT?!

frofro: Mikey calm down.

mikeywaybar: No. Im out.

geeway: Im sorry Mikes..

mikeywaybar: Fuck you.

pattycakes: Mikey do you need someone to talk to?

mikeywaybar: No just leave me alone.

frofro: Mikey..please dont lash out at them..

mikeywaybar: No. I should be lashing out at you.

frofro: Exactly.

emoships_: Im crying. Im shaking. This is hell for me.

memedaddy: Youre making this happen..

emoships_: Shit you right.

emoships_: I gotta fix this.

mikeywaybar: HA YOUVE BEEN PRANKED!

geeway: That was not okay..

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: Guess you could say...Youre not okay.

frnkenstein: That joke can die now.

kayisweird: It will never die.

crankthatfrank: But FOB is literally a living meme.

mommahurley: No lies detected.

memedaddy: That's because of me.

aesthetical_aaron: Wtf is happening

trohmosexual: Do any of us ever know?

aesthetical_aaron: True

beebsurine: BAM BITCH! IM BACK!

ryro: Brendon you were napping not on vacation.

beebsurine: My naps are a vacation Ry.

ryro: Where will you be wakin up tomorrow morning?

beebsurine: OUT THE BACK DOOR!

dalpal: Goddamn I love her anyway.

wonderlandjoseph: I love you too?

ryro: Oh boi.

trohmosexual: Is this another weird song that Brendon wrote? But wont form a band?

ryro: Yes

beebsurine: No

ryro: Fuckin liar.

Spence: Did you get the chips?

ryro: No, but I got Cheez Whiz

staypyroful: Goddammit Ryan

beebsurine: CHAMPAGNE

geeway: COCAINE

memedaddy: GASOLINE!

will.i.ams: Okay thenn.....

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: We learn not to question these things.

beebsurine: DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!

ryro: *threatens you anyway*

beebsurine: Fuck you Ryan Ross

mikeywaybar: Now I know that I cant make you stay..

frofro: What are you talking about? It was all joke.

geeway: I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING

frnkenstein: I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS ROAD ALONE!

crankthatfrank: *Billie Joe Armstrong walks a lonely road*

emoships_: I M W E A K

frofro: HONEY IF YOU STAY YOULL BE FORGIVEN!

mikeywaybar: NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM GOING HOME!

geeway: Awake and unafraid

frnkenstein: Asleep or dead.

emoships_: This is a mess.

mommahurley: Its your fault.

ryro: Give the fourth wall a damn break.

wonderlandjoseph: Thatll never happen.

geeway: A freshman in school- 'Are you a vampire?' Me- 'Let me bite your neck and you can find out'

dalpal: WHAT THE FUCK GEE

geeway: They asked. I answered.

trohmosexual: This is a mess.

xxp3t3w3ntzxx: As usual.

aesthetical_aaron: More than usual.

emoships_: Ill leave them with this confusing mess.

aesthetical_aaron: Who?

emoships_: Everyone reading this.

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A/N:

This was just a small filler chapter because I was bored and wanted to write.

Angay!

So thats my story. I'm glad I could entertain you.

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So long and goodnight.

~Alex