Before, my friend held his reading book up high and said "MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU." And I said "that's not even a bible." And one of my classmates started laughing. Before, my friend was checking out his English worksheets and he got 69 as a score on two of them and he showed me and I started laughing and I said "OOH (teacher name) BE HITTING ON YOU." Before, my classmate that sat next to me said that he posts weird stuff. And I asked him "You have musicly.ly?" And he said "NO, musicly.ly is cancer", and U started laughing so bad. Before, two girls started screaming at each other and I said "YAY! B**** FIGHT!" And my friends started laughing. Before, I was in the locker room and I did weird actions with my arm and jacket and I said "MOVE ASIDE." And my friend started laughing. Before, my friend was saying some stuff and I used her words to make weird jokes. I said "WAIT, YOU SAID YOUR MOM BREASTFEEDS WATER AND DOES IT TO HER BED, DANG YOU HAVE A WEIRDO MOM." And two people started laughing so bad along with me. Before, I was playing Time Of Our Lives by Pitball and I was humping for some reason... Yeah, I'm a weird a person. Thanks for reading. So, stay swag, and peace out!
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Funny Tales Of Blazelite
HumorFunny tales and things that happened to me. !CAUTION! DO NOT DRINK ANY DRINKING LIQUID WHILE READING THIS, YOU WILL EITHER CHOKE OR SPIT OUT YOUR DRINKING LIQUID SOME PEEPS IN THIS BOOK: @RamenEatingMonsterOA @Cupsnoodles @SlyvieLlama @Chessbrod Not...
