I'll Lick Your Children Dry

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One time, my friend and I were playing Roblox and I kept saying weird things to him. I was like, "I'LL LICK YOUR CHILDREN DRY LIKE I DID TO YOUR WIFE." And he kept getting freaked out and started laughing. Then one time, I tried naming his Minecraft server, 'I suck cock.' Then I tried clicking create world and my friend saw and removed my hand and he started laughing and then I slammed my head onto the table and started laughing. Then my friend was trying to create a new Roblox account and saw him typing, "slapthatbic-" And I saw it and said, "WHAT ARE YOU TYPING?!" And he just started laughing, and then I turned to my friend and RamenEatingMonsterOA and said, "YO GUYS LOOK AT THIS!" And my friend quickly deleted all the characters and I started laughing and said, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO THAT." Then one time, I put my jacket on top of my head and buttoned the single button on it and my friend zipped it up. Then I walked around with my arms up with my elbows down. Then I walked around and said, "I'M THE GREAT VALUE TERMINATOR!" And my friends started laughing. Welp that's it guys. So, stay swag, and peace out!

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