Effin Long Pointless Authors Note... (kinda not pointless...)

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WARNING THIS AUTHORS NOTE IS WORTHLESS AND POINTLESS... Kinda... SO U CAN SKIP IT;D ehehe...... I'm EFFIN bored.... But there is a short point to this so I'll put arrows around it since I can't bold on my iPod >.

SOO ELLO MY LOVILEIS!!! THIS IS AN EFFIN LONG AUTHORS NOTE!!

I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW IT'S A FORCE FEILD!! XD sorry I'm listening on pandora.... Well anyways it's me vere:3 I should have just put this on the last chappie but... NAHHHH I'm kinda hyper and hopefully succeed my attempt at n all NIGHTER and can take it off my bucket list.... I can't any other day cuz I baby sit and have to get up early...

>>>>>>>Well anyways!!! This authors note is about Kate's chappie called wet deck:3 so a bit ago my friend April called me (AprilSalas on wattpad read her book:3) she read her chappie and was like DUDE U GUYS ARE STUPID!! YOU HAD SEX ON THE PORCH YOU COULD HAVE ALOT OF NOISE CAUSIN THE NEIGHBORS TO SEE AND START TO RECORD IT AND THEN IT GOES ON THE INTERNET AS PORN!!! AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ARRESTED AGAIN AND KATIA WOULDN'T HAVE GONE SO EASY ON YOU GUYS THIS TIME!!! And I was like... Umm whaaaa? XD oh April that's why I love you:3 so...

It's 11 barely.... >.

IM BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY CUZ GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY ;D don't u love that moment when pandora actually plays songs u know!?!;D xD so.... How's life...? BLEHHH forever alone :( ....................... So to

Get to know more about me here's what I like(:

Lime green

BatmanxD

SpidermanxD

MINETURTLE!!!

NIALL JAMES HORAN

ONE DIRECTION

HARRY STYLES

LIAM PAYNE

ZAYN MALIK

LOUIS TOMLINSON

;D

Smiley faces

Blue(:

MUSIC

Happiness

Sleep

Food

Cupcakes

Food

Cake

Chocolate

Candy

Starburst

Irishness

Britishness

Technology

Neon things

Soccer

Sports

Track

Distance

Cross country

POLE VAULT HELL YAH

Instruments

MINE CRAFT

Playing my baby

Going to zee carnival

Spring

Friends

Family

Lava lamps...

Pillow pets...

Polymer clay

Arts... (like Darwin and pastels an like clay....)

ELYAR FOX!!! EFFIN LOOK HIM UP ON YOUTUBE!! IF I CAN'T HAVE NIALL LET ME HAVE HIM GOD SWEET BABY JESUS!!

Church ._.

Band

Orchestra

Pizza

Wattah!!! (water xD)

Energy juice! (Gatorade xD)

My... (dead) laptop....

Guys in one direction (UK)

CORN!! JK well I do like it but I'm kinda forced to cuz I live in a corn state... JK again! I like corn...

Soup

Now I'm just getting into random thins like soup and corn... Well that's MAYBE about it....

If your this far ten ur messed up... XD why would u read this crap xD I'm really bored.......... Well bye guise Kate is uploading the next chappie (hopefully soon...)

LUFF YOU :*

~Vere(:

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