All about......ME

Oml

My brothers just came in my room, and were like,

"Bri!! How do you get a girl to like you?" I looked at him and said,

"Honey. You're too crazy to get a girlfriend. Why?"

My twelve year old brother comes in as well.

"I like 10 girls. How do I choose?"

Me: bruhhhhhhh

Him: just..how do I choose?!

Me: not my issue. I'm 13, I don't got time for that.

My eight year old brother, Jordan goes,

"Clay! go away! Nobody wants you here! I was here first. Wait your turn to talk to Bri!"

This was me.

WHY ARE YOU BOTH LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY?!

Clay: because. All my friends have girlfriends.

My response.

Yeah, they're all brooms I'll bet.

Clay: *laughs*

Jordan asks,

"How do i?" My response,

"Girls are trouble. Especially when they're eight. You don't need no girlfriend yet."

Jordan: "no wonder mom and dad say you're the most trouble in the family!"

I just kicked them both out. XD. When did I become the relationship solver? Lmao