PICK UP LINES THEY SAY TO YOU

5.7K 95 23

by Kala_loves_Niall

by Kala_loves_Niall

CLAY JENSEN -
1 - Do you have a band-aid?
- Because I scrapped my knee when I was falling for you
- king of smoothness
2 - Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

BRYCE WALKER -
1 - I'm not a photographer
- but 👆
- I do picture you and me together
2 - Are you an orphanage?
- Cause I wanna give you kids.

MONTY DE LA CRUZ -
1 - Are you African?
- Because you're a frican babe
2 - Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

ALEX STANDALL -
1 - Did you invent the airplane?
-cause you seem Wright for me.
2 - Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

ZACH DEMPSEY -
1 - If you were a vegetable
- you'd be a
- cute-cumber HA!
2 - Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!

JUSTIN FOLEY -
1 - Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
- Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
2 - I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

TONY PADILLA -
1 - Do you have a map?
- I'm getting lost in your eyes.
2 - I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.