13 Reasons Why Preferences

IF THEY ALL PLAYED FOOTBALL

CLAY JENSEN -
- would be crushed immediately
- benchwarmer
- also water boy
- cheers for the wrong team

BRYCE WALKER -
- quarterback
- cheats
- is a bitch to everyone on the field

MONTY DE LA CRUZ -
- wide receiver
- the king of touchdowns
- gets angry while playing
- breaks everyone's bones trying to catch the ball

ALEX STANDALL -
- center
- accidentally always misses throwing the ball to Bryce
- should be on the bench with Clay

ZACH DEMPSEY -
- linebacker
- oo tackle me daddy 🐸
- gets yelled at by the ref a lot

JUSTIN FOLEY -
- defensive end
- you'll get BLOCKED BOI
- he blocks so much he look like minecraft steve

TONY PADILLA -
- referee
- screams 25/7
- slaps all the boys' ass as thet run out to the field

JEFF ATKINS -
- safety
- must protec all football team players
- MUST PROTEC

TYLER DOWN -
- cornerback
- stands in the corner like an idot
- has no idea what's going on

SCOTT REED -
- tight end
- he recieve
- he block
- but most importantly
- he hot