13 Reasons Why Preferences

THEY TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO THE CARNIVAL

CLAY JENSEN -
- you beg him go go on the tilt a whirl but he refuses until he gets annoyed and finally gives in
- as soon as the ride it over he pukes all over the place
- puke boy, puke boy, puke boy 🤭
- you end up having to go home and take care of him because he got so sick

BRYCE WALKER -
- sneaks in a flask
- drinks the whole thing
- gets in a fight with the carnies because they said hes too old for the dinosaur spinners
- but you wanted to go on so he punched the worker

MONTY DE LA CRUZ -
- makes you ride the most popular ride 92929222 times
- you're sick of it and want to ride something else
- you leave his ass there and go find something else to do while he's being an annoying ass

ALEX STANDALL -
- likes to play games rather than ride any rides
- wins you like 20 stuffed animals
- his shooter game skills payed off
- holding hands and lady and the tramping cotton candy
- he had fun but he wont admit it 🤭🤭

ZACH DEMPSEY -
- OH MY GOD OKAY
- YO THIS BOY A FAIR HOTTIE
- clichè ass
- kisses you at the top of the ferris wheel
- wins you stuffed animals
- stuffs you with fries, elephant ears, cotton candy etc
- not your vagina you nasty
- you walk out 10 pounds heavier than when you walked in

JUSTIN FOLEY -
- not really into it
- doesn't likes crowds but does it for you
- you don't make his stay long because you know he's suffering
- drama queen bitch ass
- you win him a big teddy bear
- "My PrEcIoUs"
- never let's it out of his sight

TONY PADILLA -
- omg
- so EXCITED
- too short for most rides
- buys high heels to trick the workers into thinking hes tall enough
- begs you to win him a fish
- so happy when he takes home Atticus the fishy
- tragically, Atticus died on the car ride home

JEFF ATKINS -
- literally- perfect.
- bribes the workers to let you win when you play the games
- nervous to ride the big ride but does it for you
- acts like he wasn't scared
- takes you to dinner afterwards in the new car that your family bought him for us birthday

TYLER DOWN -
- aesthetic as dick
- you have Instagram pictures for days bitch
- literally- photographs EVERYTHING
- accidentally kills the fish with his camera flash
- argues with little kids and makes bets that he can beat them but when he loses at the games he gets extremely embarrassed because hes trying to impress you

SCOTT REED -
- screams inappropriate things while riding the rides
- "I FUCKED YOUR MOM!" While laughing evily
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- immature
- you're his babysitter for the night :')