Chubs | KSJ

Jin Doesn't Mess Around with Food, He Nose What's up.

I bolt home and take a shower right away. It was already 5:20 so I barely had an hour and 40 minutes to get ready. I don't care if I waste time with a shower, that little Jungrat has me so paranoid about smelling bad.

I turn off the water aggressively, muttering curses on Jungkook's life and well being, willing him to live under a bring where he belongs.

Almost slipping on the puddles of water, I run into my closet pulling out my favorite skinny jeans. I put my first leg in and pull up.

Oh no.

It's stuck.

Oh GOD NO!

I pull as hard as I can, wiggling around like a worm in water. But my slimy efforts are worthless as my bank account and I get no higher than mid-thigh.

I whine, flopping down on my bed. All that food was a mistake.

All around me are familiar faces,.. bursting jean seams,.. and chicken booOOOnes ,....

I pull at them one last time but, they barely reach my butt.

Stupid jeans, they've shrunk on me!

I shed my jeans like a snake, kicking them into the corner to make them think about what they've done.

I guess the universe wants me to be "Lady-like"

I groan, pulling out a dress, wiping off some of the dust that had collected on it.

Unenthusiastically, I throw it on and check my appearance.

Okay, not bad.

I quickly do my hair and makeup, the time already reaching 6:47.

In a rush, I run over to my shoes, almost tripping and leaving my eyebrows on the floor. Thankfully, I catch myself and crawl over grabbing some casual shoes to downplay my outfit a bit.

Just as I'm strapping them on I hear the "ding dong" of anxiety, formerly known as my doorbell. My heart skips a beat, nerves washing over me.

"Coming!" I yell and rush to the door, almost sliding into it. I take a moment to breathe and fix my hair, then I quickly push open the door.

It runs into something hard.

"Ow!!"

My eyes widen.

"Oh man! my precious nose!"

Jin crumbles to the floor, holding his nose.

Oh frick me!

"Jin! Are you okay!? I'm so sorry!" I crouch down, trying to check on his nose

"YAH!I think I'm bleeding!" Jin exclaims, wide-eyed, still covering his nose.

"Oh my God! I'm sorry Jin! should I get a tissue?" I begin to stand up.

"Wait," He says, wiping his nose and looking at his hand "It was just snot."

I freeze, glaring at him.

This little butt! I thought he was actually hurt!

He looks up at my angry face and busts up laughing.

I push him over and he just lands on his butt, continuing to laugh. Leaving him to die, I walk back into my house and close the door on him.

Not even a second passes before he knocks on my door.

"Come on Momo, I'm sorry! But my nose really does hurt, it feels like it's gone numb! Like it's been whacked off my face!" He yells, teasing me.

I glare at him through the door.