Burn The Witch Alive

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Gang Gang Choo Choo Train

Sock Gin: You know what's odd?

Kooki boi: No one answer. This is not your comedy club jin

Vincent: I don't know, at this point it basically is.

Your Lord and Savior Momo: What's odd?

Kooki boi: NO! MOMO! I SAID NO!

Sock Gin: every other number

Your Lord and Savior Momo: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sock Gin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Vincent: AAAAAAAAYEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE

twinkle toes: AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Vincent: JIMINNIE!!!!!

Kooki boi: oh for fricks sake, not you too

Nam Nam: I also added Hoseok

ya main Hoe: sup my ladiezzz

Kooki boi: how do you remove yourself?

Nam Nam: from the chat?

Kooki boi: from earth

Vincent: just die.

Sock Gin: I have a gallon of gasoline?

Vincent: I have a wooden pole we can tie you to?

Your Lord and Savior Momo: BURN THE WITCH ALIVE!!  

Kooki boi: yeah okay, that sounds nice.

twinkle toes: while I'm all for burning a weeb, don't die yet. Everyone should come to my dance recital

XX: ahh, now all the sparkling femininity makes sense.

twinkle toes: please, have you seen my abs?

ya main Hoe: Jimin is very fit, like a Roman statue. he's cut from the stones of the gods

Nam Nam: I am god, and I approve this message.

twinkle toes: thenxxx booyyyzzz ;)

XX: that was disturbing. 

Your Lord and Savior Momo: Wait- who's XX. It better not be who I freaking think it is.

Kooki boi: Yoongi.

Your Lord and Savior Momo: WHY WOULD YOU ADD HIM DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE

Kooki boi: Kinda.

XX: Have you done your workout lately Momo?

Your Lord and Savior Momo has left the chat

ya main Hoe: EXPOSED

Kooki boi has added Your Lord and Savior Momo

Your Lord and Savior Momo: Frick you. I'm killing your wifeu pillow.

Sock Gin: I have a gallon of gasoline?

Vincent: I have a wooden pole we can tie it to?

ya main Hoe: I have marshmallows?

Nam Nam: I have dimples?

XX: sounds like a roasting to me

Kooki boi: Whatever, I was planning on dying with her anyways.

twinkle toes: So, ya'll coming to my recital or not?

Your Lord and Savior Momo: it isn't all about you Jimin. We have a sacrificial ceremony to attend to now.


A/N:

yeah, I don't know either man. We haven't had the group chat in for a while.

I had 30 minutes so I wrote this. 

that's all.



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